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[serpent_child]

Valentines Day might not be my favourite holiday, but I will say this: whoever turned it into a business venture was brilliant. I'm almost sorry I don't know how to make chocolate.

[Warded private to Tsunade and Crona]

I might not know how to make chocolate, but I do have an idea.

[/warded private]

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[warded to Tsunade/Orochimaru/Crona]

[slug_healer]

Oh?

Share!

[warded to Tsunade/Orochimaru/Crona]

[serpent_child]

Well, with condoms being passed out so openly...some idiot is going to take this as it being okay for students to sneak off somewhere and shag.

The plan is to find places people might use, and then make sure we're there doing something perfectly innocent. We negotiate a fee to go away and leave them to their business, and then repeat with someone else.

[Because the only thing better than cockblocking is making a profit from it!]

Re: [warded to Tsunade/Orochimaru/Crona]

[slug_healer]

That is...evil. But in the good way.

You are certain you're doing this just for the money, and not potential blackmail material?

[warded to Tsunade/Orochimaru/Crona]

[blackbloodcrona]

I-isn't that blackmail though?

(she'll never go for it..she's too mushy..LOL)