17 | Video

[serpensrex]

[Anyone watching the video will see a close up of a Snover. Said Snover looks completely oblivious to the fact that it’s being videotaped. Cobra Commander’s voice comes from behind the camera and sounds rather enthusiastic

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[video]

[redcinematics]

[...what on earth is that thing.]

I wonder what would happen if Tybalt breathed on it...

[And he has no comment on the Rocket message. No comment at all.]

[video]

[serpensrex]

Nothing! Because it won't! My other Pokemon will dispatch your pathetic creature long before you face...what was it...Snover! Yes, you won't even get the chance to be destroyed by Snover!

[Video - Unfiltered since she doesn't know how]

[mineisanevillol]

I'm gonna go decorate for Christmas with Soul!

[Video]

[serpensrex]

That's it?

[Video]

[mineisanevillol]

Yup!

...

Oh no wait! Later, I'm gonna give Soul a present and share some candy I bought!

[Video]

[serpensrex]

Amazing

You've set a new standard for reports that are completely meaningless!

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[futariniousama]

You must be the one I heard about - the jackwagon who thinks he's runnin' the team. Hot shit, are ya?

Colour me complainin'. [ Chuckle. ]

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[serpensrex]

Excuse me? That is no way to to talk to your Commander!

And whatever your complaints are, they are noted and disregarded!

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[futariniousama]

You ain't my commander. And if you were, I'd call you 'Commander Mom.' You sound like it.

I'll bet you note and disregard a lot of shit, huh? 'Splains why the team blows so much.

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[serpensrex]

I am Cobra Commander and you will show me the proper respect!

Furthermore, as to why Team Rocket "blows" as you so eloquently put it, I blame incompetent, disrespectful Grunts like you! There is absolutely nothing wrong with my leadership! The problems are with HQ and people like you!

[Rocket Filter] [Video]

[redderbyrules]

I am waiting in Cherrygrove until the festivities are over and the paths are made safer for travel. When both are, I will resume traveling, my next goal being Violet. My current possession of Pokemon are Beedrill, Psyduck, and, now, like you, Snover.

[Rocket Filter] [Video]

[serpensrex]

Good, good! Beedrill is very useful from what I've been told.

Don't even get me started on the paths! This month has been such a disappointment! If it hadn't been for that stupid blizzard, it would've been possible to coordinate and mount an assault on one of these towns for Christmas! It would've been the perfect gift!

[Rocket Filter] [Video]

[redderbyrules]

If I may suggest? If you truly want to spoil their Christmas, then you may wait for the holiday to pass, once all the presents have been exchanged... and when we find out what has been given, stealing them would be a great message to send of our power.

[Rocket Filter] [Video]

[serpensrex]

That's not a bad idea at all. There's no way to pull it off in every city though! Which town has the most Grunts in it? Loyal ones too! Not those blathering idiots that don't bother listening to my addresses!

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

I'm decorating a snover too sir!

[serpensrex]

Decorating? You're wasting your time on that?

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

Um.

Uh.

No?

Of course not.

I mean.

Plotting world domination to take over all the snovers with uh. Mind control decorations???

Yes.

That sir.

1/3

[serpensrex]

Mind control decorations?