17 | Video

[serpensrex]

[Anyone watching the video will see a close up of a Snover. Said Snover looks completely oblivious to the fact that it’s being videotaped. Cobra Commander’s voice comes from behind the camera and sounds rather enthusiastic

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[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[futariniousama]

You must be the one I heard about - the jackwagon who thinks he's runnin' the team. Hot shit, are ya?

Colour me complainin'. [ Chuckle. ]

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[serpensrex]

Excuse me? That is no way to to talk to your Commander!

And whatever your complaints are, they are noted and disregarded!

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[futariniousama]

You ain't my commander. And if you were, I'd call you 'Commander Mom.' You sound like it.

I'll bet you note and disregard a lot of shit, huh? 'Splains why the team blows so much.

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[serpensrex]

I am Cobra Commander and you will show me the proper respect!

Furthermore, as to why Team Rocket "blows" as you so eloquently put it, I blame incompetent, disrespectful Grunts like you! There is absolutely nothing wrong with my leadership! The problems are with HQ and people like you!

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[futariniousama]

Sure thing, Mom.

Gotta love how it's everyone else who's the problem, not you, right? An' you should be careful before you start throwin' around words like 'incompetent.' I'll give ya 'disrespectful,' but I've been trainin' every day since I showed up.

... Y'know why?

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[serpensrex]

Cobra Commander! I am not your mother!

It is everyone else's problem, and I'll throw around whatever words I want! I don't know why you've been training, and since you're someone with such disregard for a natural leader like myself, I don't care why!

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[futariniousama]

[ He's laughing too hard to answer right away. When he catches his breath, though, he sombers up. ]

I'm training because I've got shit to do. Like, I dunno, steal some Pokémon? It's what we do, right? At least, it's what we're supposed to.

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[serpensrex]

You mean you're actually going to do your job? And here I thought you were another one of those useless grunts who just run their mouth or wander away from Team Rocket!

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[futariniousama]

Nah, man. I've got ambition and a fuckin' plan. I just need to train the shit outta this Ditto, t'be on the safe side.

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[serpensrex]

Well, good then! Hopefully, your Ditto can be trained properly! Team Rocket has no need for useless Pokemon!