yes...i still do exist.

i wish i wasn't so aimless. i need a hobby that doesn't bore me.

sometimes, these are the only things that make my days worth working.

Ms. Carter wants a rhinoceros for Christmas ( Read more... )

ek. (actually, i think that means "with" in middle english...here it is used as an exclamation of how i feel ( Read more... )

so i just finished reading the 15 page addendum to the offer that john and i are planning on making for this house, should i receive the money due to me from my grandfather's bonds ( Read more... )

so jacob is having a baby. jessie called me yesterday to tell me and in the process our conversation turned to his girlfriend and went something like this ( Read more... )

so i went to the dr. today. basically, my *insertautoimmunediseasenamehere* has decided to become visual and oh, plant this nice red rash on my eyelids. i mean, it's pretty and all, because it makes me look like i've been crying which isn't always the case. and i mean, who doesn't want to look like they've got pinkish-red eye shadow on up to ( Read more... )

i hate it when people misuse the word "literally." I'm literally dying of thirst. You just drank an entire bottle of water an hour ago. No. You are not literally dying of thirst. You may be figuratively dying of thirst, but not literally. that is a great pet peeve of mine. anyways ( Read more... )

so i was watching television last night and a commercial came on that read "designer suits."

i definitely read it: "designer stilts."

my mind is warped already...perhaps i should look up the sequel.

Ellen, Jessu, and Katie (and anyone else, for that matter) to read:

Whales on Stilts by "M.T. Anderson ( Read more... )