so it was that kind of a night

[seperis]

I hurt everywhere, even in muscles that didn't exist before yesterday. I'd like to thank the inventor of the jet ski for the fact I am in the kinds of pain usually associated with major surgery. Also, I had a shitty night

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[zee]

*blinks*

Wow. WOW. That's ... some bad night, ya had there.

[seperis]

My comfort is that at least it's entertaining and didn't end with svmadelyn getting a call and writing that I won't be online for a few weeks while I recover in the hospital or something. Right there is my silver lining.

[zee]

*laughs, wincing* Yes, okay. True.

[thecaelum]

*stares in unmasked horror*

*silently offers BASKETS of chocolate*

[seperis]

*curls up with you* God, people--do this? Normally? WHY?

[thecaelum]

I have no idea. It is like how lemmings all fling themselves to their deaths in dramatic ways? I'm sure at least ONE lemming is thinking..."Why do we do this, again?" And inching back as the other lemmings go "Weeeeeeeeeeee!" and SPLAT.

[dragontatt]

Wow...how old is your sister, cause quite frankly she sounds like a moron. (Sorry)

I believe I'd stay away from her and her crazy friends if I were you.

Sorry you're in pain.

[seperis]

Twenty-six. ANd that's a hell yes unless someone I know and trust comes along, because dear God.

[xoverau]

That sounds like the nights out that drove me to the hermitage so long ago.

[seperis]

I am with you. I seriously do not need another night like that ever again.

[xoverau]

Dude, my little sister took me, on crutches, up three flights to watch FOOT PORN with this creepy forty-something unemployed pervert who was one of her husband's friends. I practically had this night. (Though sans drinking and making out, oh thank God.) *pets you*

[xoverau]

(By little sister, I mean via the BBBS program. I'm an only child, which judging by her is sometimes a good thing.)

[wickedwords]

Wow. Just reading about it sort-of freaks me out. It's that whole helpless and not in control thing. You certainly deserve cookies and porn for going through that.

[seperis]

Yes. God yes. I'm kind of surprised I didn't just get up and walk out, to be honest, but again. Intense pain and weird discomfort and I kept thinking I was overreacting. Which I really don't think I was.

[mecurtin]

NO YOU WERE NOT OVERREACTING!

Je-ZUSS! Never go anywhere with your sister again, and that includes the petting zoo. *bad thoughts* OR ANYWHERE!!!

In an ideal world, you should sit your sister down and have a stern stern talk about Things Jenn Will Not Do, Not Negotiable, and also how You Are Being a Stupid-Head Looking for Disaster. But if such a talk is not possible then Jenn has to Trust the Force -- up to and including calling other fangrrls on the phone and getting them to pick you up and take you away for tacos and the *good* porn.

Or, of course, you could (when in such a situation) sit up perkily and start looking through the guys' porn collection for the *gay* porn, and ask him and the other guy to kiss so you can film it or at least take notes, and describe how you know this whole community of mothers, librarians, middle-aged housewives, etc., on the internet who like to trade stories about hott boysecks.

[seperis]

Jesus, no. Not without Vannezsa or someone I know and trust who likes to drive, drive far, far away on a moment's notice.

*smirks* Okay, funnily enough, I was goaded into explaining, in detail, exactly what kind of porn I write, because they were totally taking that porn writing thing in a way that was seriously not helping. I jsut--at that point, I didn't care what their reaction was.

Though that last bit--I so should have. Damn.