Dear Abby...

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Dear Acclaim,

I bought your Alias video game in hopes of scoring some kick ass martial arts moves. So far, Sydney has died 7 times. Is this a sign that I'll never make black belt?

Optimistic and stupid,
Stephanie

Dear Stranger who looks like Richard (post-FamilyNest) with Nick Nolte Hair,Pulling me aside on the street to talk about the

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Let's not forget the guy who complimented my green skirt and then told me to lift it up so he could work his thing.

I think I have a "talk-to-me I'm-easy" stamp on my forehead.

[mizsadaffie]

i always knew me&dana were right. and yes, where DID you meet these men?

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I met "Crash-at-my-pad" walking home from the supermarket and Mr. Green Skirt at the farmer's market.

A food theme, hmm. Maybe I should become anorexic and avoid food all together