Comments | sentienttoaster: ...I could just be in Hufflepuff then.

sentienttoaster

...I could just be in Hufflepuff then.

Oct 04, 2008 19:31

So I occasionally do Sorting Hat quizzes. Which is basically which house would you be in if you were a Hogwarts and were spending time away from stalking your favorite characters.

( FOLLOW ME ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY THOUGH BITCHING ABOUT HOGWARTS! )

the sorting pimp hat, hogwarts, harry potter, damn sexy ravenclaws

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traincat October 4 2008, 23:55:19 UTC

You made me say the lj-cut code for this?

And you didn't tell me what house you got, either. Geez.

I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! sentienttoaster October 5 2008, 00:00:20 UTC

THIS WAS A VERY SERIOUS POST! IT WAS WORTH IT! D:<

Turns out, that if you're good at everything you get into Gryffidor.

...You know there was a reason the other fonding members hated Godric Gryffidor. I bet he used to lay down in a field and a unicorn would feed him grapes while Sepheroth proclaimed his love for him.

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! traincat October 5 2008, 00:07:59 UTC

And then the Gryffindor symbol went off in the sky, and he rode the Unicorn off to battle, where he heroically (stupidly) threw himself into danger!

If the house heads were pretty much all the qualities of the houses magnified, then, well. That can't have been very pretty.

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! sentienttoaster October 5 2008, 00:14:00 UTC

Except for Ravenclaws because Ravenclaws are hot!

...NOT KIDDING! If I remember, I once read something offical that JK said that Ravenclaws were very attractive. But yeah...I presume you can only get them into bed after you beat them at chess...you just tell Gryffidors "What would be the BEST idea ever!"

Every year, Sepheroth leaves a single rose on his beloved one's grave.

"Here lies Godric Gryffidor,
HEY SLYTHERIN? I BET YOU CAN'T
WRESTLE THAT BEAR! I'LL GO FIRST!
...And he died first."

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measuringlife October 5 2008, 02:08:37 UTC

I actually got invited to one of those sorting communities on GJ and I played with it for fun.. It was almost tied for Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, but Hufflepuff won out in the end.

I think Huff & Ravenclaw are def. hotness. LOOK AT ALL THAT SEXY INTELLIGENCE! I'd totally hit Rowena Ravenclaw.

Eh, there were a lot of characterization issues. Like why all the Slytherin were Baddiebadbadbad but everyone wanted house unity! Except they didn't, screw those Slytherin!

if there wasn't the marauders, I'd be asking for a Hufflepuff book. Where they like, knit together and stuff. And a Ravenclaw book set from Luna's POV. It'd be like one magnificent drug trip!

sentienttoaster October 5 2008, 02:52:45 UTC

Slytherins are people too! Occasionally, sometimes, not really. Dude, Rowena was the hottest girl in chess club! She was.

I could see the Hufflepuffs kniting. Actually I could see each house kniting. But not together, half way though Slytherin would start making a pattern of a knife abotu to kill the creture in Harry's chest (I think it's a unicorn! :D) and Gryffidor would get huffy and swear words would be knited into Hogwarts history forever.

I don't want to in Gryffidor or Slytherin. I know that was impossable because everyone wanted to be on or the other. And the Harry Potter magic eight ball only had those two anyway. But yeah, I think I wouldn't fare good in either of those houses...I'd be the kid everbody beats up...I'd be Pelleas.

A Luna book would be awesome! But the Marauders have to come first.