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sentienttoaster

...I could just be in Hufflepuff then.

Oct 04, 2008 19:31

So I occasionally do Sorting Hat quizzes. Which is basically which house would you be in if you were a Hogwarts and were spending time away from stalking your favorite characters.

( FOLLOW ME ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY THOUGH BITCHING ABOUT HOGWARTS! )

the sorting pimp hat, hogwarts, harry potter, damn sexy ravenclaws

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traincat October 4 2008, 23:55:19 UTC

You made me say the lj-cut code for this?

And you didn't tell me what house you got, either. Geez.

I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! sentienttoaster October 5 2008, 00:00:20 UTC

THIS WAS A VERY SERIOUS POST! IT WAS WORTH IT! D:<

Turns out, that if you're good at everything you get into Gryffidor.

...You know there was a reason the other fonding members hated Godric Gryffidor. I bet he used to lay down in a field and a unicorn would feed him grapes while Sepheroth proclaimed his love for him.

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! traincat October 5 2008, 00:07:59 UTC

And then the Gryffindor symbol went off in the sky, and he rode the Unicorn off to battle, where he heroically (stupidly) threw himself into danger!

If the house heads were pretty much all the qualities of the houses magnified, then, well. That can't have been very pretty.

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! sentienttoaster October 5 2008, 00:14:00 UTC

Except for Ravenclaws because Ravenclaws are hot!

...NOT KIDDING! If I remember, I once read something offical that JK said that Ravenclaws were very attractive. But yeah...I presume you can only get them into bed after you beat them at chess...you just tell Gryffidors "What would be the BEST idea ever!"

Every year, Sepheroth leaves a single rose on his beloved one's grave.

"Here lies Godric Gryffidor,
HEY SLYTHERIN? I BET YOU CAN'T
WRESTLE THAT BEAR! I'LL GO FIRST!
...And he died first."

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! traincat October 5 2008, 00:17:41 UTC

Best. Gravestone. Ever.

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! sentienttoaster October 5 2008, 00:20:22 UTC

..."HERE LIES HECTOR
DID NOT DIE A
VIRGIN!"

Or,

"Here lies Suzaku Kurarugi
What is wrong with the green
skitters? They taste perfectly
fine to me.
...He was a smart lad."

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! traincat October 5 2008, 00:27:35 UTC

Skittles. And it's still too soon, okay.

I raise you: "HERE LIES KIERAN-- IN CASE OF ZOMBIE INVASION, WILL PROBABLY BE UNSTOPPABLE."

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! sentienttoaster October 5 2008, 00:33:45 UTC

They could keep shooting at Kiren and he would keep walking. He would be unstopable. However, the last thing the brave country of Crimea did, was remove his vocal cords! Their nobel sacrifice will be remembered!

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! traincat October 5 2008, 00:36:14 UTC

Do zombies need vocal chords? They don't use them for very much, anyway. "Braaaaains... braaaaaains..."

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! sentienttoaster October 5 2008, 00:39:38 UTC

Yeah...except Kiren. Kiren would rant at his prey before he ate their flesh.

"Kiren of the Royal Crimea knight would like to let you know that he is only doing this for his Kingdoms name! No Daein zomibe (EDWARD~ :D) is gonna eat any Crimea brains!"

STOP: I JUST REALIZED THAT KIREN HAS TO MEET THE BOLDER! DUDE! DUDE HE DOES!

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! traincat October 5 2008, 00:42:12 UTC

FIRST OFF. Who is this Kiren of which you speak? Also... Bolder? Why is he so bold? /spelling jerk

I think Zombie!Kieran's methods are counterproductive, but I'll let it go, because it's Zombie!Kieran.

Kieran and the Boulder shout at each other in third person for two hours, then become the best of friends. Possibly get drunk-married in some backwater Daein town.

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! sentienttoaster October 5 2008, 00:53:02 UTC

...YOU KNOW BACK WHERE I COME FROM WE HAVE WORDS FOR PEOPLE LIEK YOU! DL<

...KIERAN AND THE BOULDER MEET ON LARRY KING IN MY NANO NOW! DUDE, THEY SHOULD TOTALLY MEET AND TALK ABOUT HOW THEY DESTROYED A DEMON (Car) OR SOMETHING! I either do that or, Kieran saves Condoleezza Rice life. They fall in love.

...Some backwater Daein town? DON'T YOU MEAN ALL OF DAEIN?

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! traincat October 5 2008, 00:55:55 UTC

YES. MANY WORDS. BUT SO LONG AS THEY ARE CORRECTLY SPELLED, I DON'T MIND THEM.

What disturbs me the most is that Larry King is a character in Bat Country. Then again...

Shh! It-- it's not their fault, okay. They had a streak of bad rulers, and those trampled towns, well... Ashnard could've left Rajaion back at the keep, but he just looked so lonely.

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! sentienttoaster October 5 2008, 01:04:58 UTC

Hungry. Rajaion looked hungry. There is a difference.

Well, someone has to interview these nice people. And Larry King is the only one who can due to his old age. Neither the Boulder or Kieren hit old men.

...You forgot Micaiah! You know every single Saturday Crimea gets a message from Daein declaring war, they just say that they will get Ike and Daein shuts up.

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! traincat October 5 2008, 01:07:13 UTC

Hungry, lonely... who can tell, sometimes? Snarling, foamy teeth could mean so many things.

Oh c'mon. You know Larry King is secretly a superhero. Or a supervillain-- it's a little hard to tell.

See, this is exactly why he ditched.

Re: I CAN'T SAY "YOUR MOM!" BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME MOMMY! sentienttoaster October 5 2008, 01:09:21 UTC

He didn't ditch he just decided to leave and never come back, that is not ditching! D:

...You know, I saw him beating up Spider Man once. Just saying.

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