PART 1 Charlie says bye-bye to all his drugs.
Murphy's not too happy to be putting an end to his cash flow. But he's also let it slip that he's got the hots for one of the cheerleaders, whom he thinks would never look at him, let alone date him. Poor Murphy.
Charlie checks for anymore hidden contraband he needs to flush down the toilet.
Time to fire up that word processor!
Shoes.
Wait. Did I mention that Charlie's love interest is the daughter of Principal Iron Man?
Cuz that's kind of important.
Oh snap! What have you done, Charlie? Don't you know this guy can shoot rockets out of his arm?!
Not happy.
In addition to assault, he and his 23047203 friends have caused a lot of ruckus. And that means Charlie's headed for the slammer.
I've learned my lesson, officer. Honest! Plus, I have to be let out in time to see my girlfriend at the school play, and to help out my best friend with his woman-isues.
So, um... Why does Principal Iron Man have a bottle in his hand?
OMG! Why does Principal Iron Man have a gun in his hand?!
(*scared*)
AAAH!
Charlie, thinking PIM is going to off himself, jumps up to take the gun, and ends up in the pool. PIM must save him.
Anton looks so funny to me in this moment. >_>;
Aww, they're besties now!
Meanwhile, Murphy has cleaned himself up a bit for his date with the cheerleader he's been crushing on. As cute as he is in this scene, I kind of wish he didn't have to have a Queer Eye makeover in order for this chick to like him.
I love how he just thrusts the flowers in her face without even looking, like "Take it, bitch." He has no idea what he's doing.
They head off (I assume) to the school play to watch Charlie's girlfriend sing her awesome song. And Charlie and Iron Man arrive just in time.
Iron Man stetches his arm out behind Charlie as they watch the play... It's potentially ten different kinds of wrong, but also cute as shit.
There's that winning smile.
THEEEE EEEEEND!
Onto "The Curiosity of Chance." And I really have no idea why this movie is called that. In foreign markets, it's called "Chance's High School Adventure" and somehow that seems to fit so much more. In this whacky story set in the 80s, Chance Marquis is starting at the new "international high school" somewhere in the UK. Amazingly, almost every one of the protagonists speaks with an American accent, with the exception of Chance's little sister, who purposely fakes an english accent. Don't ask why.
Chance has a rather... unique sense of style. He comes to his first day of school dressed like this. And thirty seconds into the film, I'm already wishing I had been him in high school. DON'T JUDGE ME.
Gym class is really not Chance's thing.
Particularly not since he shares the class with some of the football team, who would like nothing more than to pound him into the ground. And not in the way that he might like!
He much prefers science class. And it has nothing at all to do with the piece of hotness that is his lab partner. No, sir. Not at all.
Awkward much?
This guy's name is Levi... Of course it is. What else would you call someone in the amazingly cliche role of the high school jock, whom the gay kid has fallen madly in love with? At least he's pretty.
Interestingly enough, I remember the actor from an episode of Power Rangers, like, centuries ago. And even back then, my sensor readings were off the charts.
Coincidence? I think not.
Despite warnings from his friends, Levi starts to hang out with Chance. And I'm assuming Chance challenged him off-screen to see which one of them could use the most fabulous hand gesture.
Damn, Gina. With all this pretty running around, who needs original plot and substance?
Levi's in a band, didn't you know?
Unfortunately, the drummer (who Levi so effectively covers up with his arm porn) is one of Chance's biggest tormentors. I have no idea how this is going to end!!!!!!
Levi takes Chance back to his place, for a little private concert
Chance is totally enthralled. He's written a few songs of his own. But then he tells Levi that his band completely sucks. Homophobic asshole drummer or not.
And I find it both cute and ridiculous that Levi is wearing the exact same outfit later on, when he visits Chance's room.
It's at this point that the boys get an idea. Levi loves to play music. Chance likes to write music. By their powers combined, they can form the greatest high school band ever conceived!
There's just one problem. Levi's drummer (who looks incredibly cute to me in this shot) doesn't approve of Levi's sudden interest in the school punching bag.
"What'd you just say about mah BFF?"
BAM!
Kirk!Blood for the motherfucking win.
Now what?
PART 3