Put on a happy face

[sensational_sg]

I'm on a campaign to stamp out angst. Who needs cheering up? Whether it's a joke, a merry dance, or a greta big hug, I'm more than willing to oblige.

Only serious offers, please. No perverts.

Comments

[hugoish]

Sorry if this sounds rude, but, ah.
You're a giant squirrel? That may be the most unusual thing yet. What's that like, then?

[sensational_sg]

That doesn't sound rude at all.

I'm not a giant squirrel, by the way. I am just a young woman who happens to have a great big fluffy tail and assorted squirrely powers.

[hugoish]

Squirrelly powers? I've no idea what that means but it sounds brilliant! Do you climb trees really well, then?

My name's Hugo. Only, I'm just an ordinary wizard. I can climb trees, though.

[sensational_sg]

Yes, I can climb trees. I don't really know what else squirrel powers entail. I don't hibernate in the winter.

You're a wizard? Neat! One of my friends is a witch.

[gigolo_miko]

I'm sorry to say it, hunny, but that's sort of an impossible goal.