.... up to 6 months in jail, and im already on parole for other charges. goody gumdrops.

my rocketship takes me everywhere. i have been to cairo in my rocketship, for my honeymoon. it was all over when i found out the moon wasnt made of honey. the twinkle in my lovers eye reminds me of honey. i thought the honeymoon was over. but there was much more to come. TO COME. HAHAHA GET IT

a story by eddie and kirstin

this is the event

i told you so

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA its great

A 15 year old boy approached Fry's Food and Drug on Ray Road. He quickly put out his cigarette and walked inside. A large fan directly above the entrance blasted his hair and he fiddled with it until he was once again satisfied that it looked good. The store divided up into 15 rows, each row with different categories of food. The alcohol was in the ( Read more... )

Those pesky Robison kids were always causing trouble. I remember the time when they nearly destroyed Mr. Turtles sage garden. "You no-good, rotten hoodlums," he shouted,"Why I oughtta.." He barely finished his sentence when suddenly, a whale ate him.

I am a flock of seagulls. You can shoot at us but we will only seperate into smaller flocks, forming an attack circle and eventually seagulling you into surrender.

Papa Bear always thought it silly to go fishing in Oak Creek. "Its just too hilarious," laughed Papa Bear everytime we asked him. "Hahaha," responded Peter Bear, "It sure does sound like a funny creek!" Before we knew it, we were all standing in front of old Oak Creek. We studied the fishes and all had a good laugh.

"I can't take it anymore," gasped Robert, "Ball after ball, it never ends!" But it only made us throw harder.