You Insensitive Clod?

[senji]

Eight of my polls have included "Insensitive Clod" options, these being:

• You insensitive clod, my grandparents were murdered by having their brains pulled out through their nostrils with a tickybox
• You insensitive clod, my ex- had her spleen removed with a spoon! - Anon
• You insensitive clod, living-by-committee killed my grandparents
• You insensitive

Comments

[antinomy]

You have too much time on your hands.

[senji]

I have to do something while the backup is running at work.

[ilanin]

It appears that I was the first person to start ticking all the clodboxes, then...(and that king_of_wrong and emperor have subsequently joined in).

[simont]

But emperor appears to be the only person who has five distinct grandparents.

Unless, I suppose, one set of grandparents had their brains extracted with a tickybox as a result of living by committee and then the grandfather's head was subsequently impaled on a pike. Which would, admittedly, have some style.

[anonymous]

You insensitive clod, aggregating poll responses killed one of my grandparents!