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Read this. (From the Brick Testament).

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For the purposes of this poll I assume non-combination washing machines - that is that 'clean' washing is at least damp if not wet.

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I have a large number of "Andrex® Puppy Tokens". 6 of these tokens plus £5 plus an order form can be turned into a "New Andrex® Puppy" (being a soft toy puppy with "detachable training jacket, moving head and soft puppy fur". Currently I have 18 more tokens than I need (but have provisionally promised one set of tokens to one person ( Read more... )

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Eight of my polls have included "Insensitive Clod" options, these being:

• You insensitive clod, my grandparents were murdered by having their brains pulled out through their nostrils with a tickybox
• You insensitive clod, my ex- had her spleen removed with a spoon! - Anon
• You insensitive clod, living-by-committee killed my grandparents
• You insensitive ( Read more... )

Having just had this discussion on #chiark:

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