Alison and I are cool because we eat soup ( Read more... )

I'm watching Titus on Bravo, and it's got to be one of the most interesting shakespeare adaptations ever. I don't get it at all. Then again, having actually read the play first would probably be helpful. Ancient Rome? There's CARS here. Titus put his hand in a ziploc. And Radish, I must be turning into you, because I found the girl who had her ( Read more... )

I hear the term "keeping sane" a lot. But I don't really understand it. What is "keeping sane"? What is there to keep sane? What are you keeping ( Read more... )

My hair is now an employable colour.

Someone better fucking hire me.

Nice parents don't make their kids watch Kinsey with them.

I had a strange christmas this year. Call me greedy, but I didn't really get much that I liked. Yes, money is nice, and I can buy you things, but I have this strange idea about gifts. I think that somewhere, along the line, everyone gets there own interpretation of what Christmas is really about. Ideally, I think it's about family, showing how ( Read more... )

Guess what! I now have caller ID! So if you call my cell phone, I can actually call you back! Isn't that wonderful? Because before, it totally defeated the purpose of having a cell phone. And I have messages too! So for those of you who know my number, feel free to call me now, and NOT get frustrated! And SOON.
Okay done.

HOW COMPLETELY FUCKED I AM ( Read more... )

For once, I feel alive. Yet, the only time when I feel alive, the world is dead.

I should have gone into work today.

So. What you do is you take this, copy it, paste it in the comment box, and fill it out, if you want to ( Read more... )

Imagination, in some cases, is better than reality ( Read more... )