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HOW COMPLETELY FUCKED I AM:
"The paper should be approximately 8-10 pages in length, typewritten, and double-spaced, and follow the MLA format. You should use at least four different sources, and clearly reference these."
Due: December 8
I'm just now starting. At 1:25 AM, on December 8. I have no resources. I have not thought about a topic at all. I seriously thought I would just write for eight pages and it would be done, and I would hand this in.
I would much rather have an exam than a term paper. That would take an hour and a half of my time, and occur LATER.
Things I have had due in the past week and a half:
-Essay on The Color Purple
-Book Report on a book on War
-Report on a Judge in the Bible
-Interview in French with une cineaste
-Presentation in French on L'homophobie et L'heterosexisme
-Test in Religious Studies from Greece to Israel
-Prophetic Utterance
-Write a screenplay of a Scene in Heart of Darkness
-Term Paper for World Issues (the above)
-Oral exam in French
And yeah, I could have done this on the weekend.
"Hey Mr. Kornelsen, It's Brietta. I was wondering if I could hand in my P&D paper late because I spent my weekend getting drunk, stoned, entertaining friends at Camp Brietta, and making pizza, casseroles, and a shitload of vegan brownies. Why? Because I thought I could do it in four hours by pulling an all-nighter without any prep, and I was in need of some fun. Thanks!
One of your moronic students."
The idea that I could do it in four hours came from a conversation with Dan and Ian. Note to self: Don't trust Dan and Ian. Don't trust Dan because anyone who hands in nothing and still manages to get A's should just not be trusted. In this respect, at least.
Brilliant Idea: I think I'll hand in 8-10 pages with "WAR SUCKS" written in big letters on each of them, and cite sleep deprivation, assignments, Karen Zoppa for giving me the majority of the assignments, and War for sucking.
Then I can totally fail the course because this counts for 15 percent of my year grade, and half my term grade.
I'm so going to get tea right now. Because I'm going to need to stay the fuck awake.
"The paper should be approximately 8-10 pages in length, typewritten, and double-spaced, and follow the MLA format. You should use at least four different sources, and clearly reference these."
Due: December 8
I'm just now starting. At 1:25 AM, on December 8. I have no resources. I have not thought about a topic at all. I seriously thought I would just write for eight pages and it would be done, and I would hand this in.
I would much rather have an exam than a term paper. That would take an hour and a half of my time, and occur LATER.
Things I have had due in the past week and a half:
-Essay on The Color Purple
-Book Report on a book on War
-Report on a Judge in the Bible
-Interview in French with une cineaste
-Presentation in French on L'homophobie et L'heterosexisme
-Test in Religious Studies from Greece to Israel
-Prophetic Utterance
-Write a screenplay of a Scene in Heart of Darkness
-Term Paper for World Issues (the above)
-Oral exam in French
And yeah, I could have done this on the weekend.
"Hey Mr. Kornelsen, It's Brietta. I was wondering if I could hand in my P&D paper late because I spent my weekend getting drunk, stoned, entertaining friends at Camp Brietta, and making pizza, casseroles, and a shitload of vegan brownies. Why? Because I thought I could do it in four hours by pulling an all-nighter without any prep, and I was in need of some fun. Thanks!
One of your moronic students."
The idea that I could do it in four hours came from a conversation with Dan and Ian. Note to self: Don't trust Dan and Ian. Don't trust Dan because anyone who hands in nothing and still manages to get A's should just not be trusted. In this respect, at least.
Brilliant Idea: I think I'll hand in 8-10 pages with "WAR SUCKS" written in big letters on each of them, and cite sleep deprivation, assignments, Karen Zoppa for giving me the majority of the assignments, and War for sucking.
Then I can totally fail the course because this counts for 15 percent of my year grade, and half my term grade.
I'm so going to get tea right now. Because I'm going to need to stay the fuck awake.