FIC: Centuries of Experience, or "Do I Dazzle You?" (Kibum/Donghae, Hankyung/Heechul, &others)

[sellmyseoul]

Hi! I'm back... finally :)

Centuries of Experience, or "Do I Dazzle You?"
Kibum/Donghae, Hankyung/Heechul, some Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Kangin/Leeteuk, Yesung/Ryeowook (but barely)
Humor/Romance, rated PG-13 for language and sexual situations, 7833 words
Summary: (AU) Donghae has many reasons to believe that Kim Kibum, the new kid in his class, is a

Comments

[sellmyseoul]

Lol! I hope you enjoyed it :D

[phasera]

oh my gosh, that was downright laugh-out-loud hilarious. so many awesome moments, too many to quote at you. ^-^b huge thumbs up!

[sellmyseoul]

Thank you!! I'm so glad you liked it :D

[cxcaroliena]

First: I love this like my sister's rabbit loves that little stuffed animal in his cage in the springtime *winnkwink*. Because a) KIBUM as a VAMPIRE (Koreans make sexier characters in vampire stories. Example - Justin Chon as Eric in the Twilight movie :D) b)DONGHAE being his conspiracy-believing self and c) the Twilight parody aspect!

Second: I'm a fan of Twilight (I got into it BEFORE it was cool!) but then after the movie the excitement level sort of fell off. They definitely sold out and the movie was NG for me. But I love this parody MORE than the real thing XD

Third: Is it weird that I can see Kibum as a vampire rather clearly? And that I understood all of the parallels? (I'm such a loser D: )

Fourth: I particularly liked the several references to Kibum's arms throughout the whole thing... Mmm, sexy boxer arms... :D Ha ha

Sorry for the long comment... I'll go back to my corner now... :)

[sellmyseoul]

Hahaha! Man, am I glad I'm not the little stuffed animal in your sister's rabbit's cage XDD

Thank you for the long comment, I'm so glad you liked it and caught all the parallels. I think Kibum would make an amazing vampire *__*

[sellmyseoul]

So glad you liked it! Thanks for the comment :)

[zhenli]

This is pure genius, major love!

I would quote but I think my comment would be WAY long, and boring. So I shall key board mash for a few moments:

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And then just say that I love this and I just about died every 2-3 lines!

[sellmyseoul]

Hahaha, I'm glad you enjoyed it! I actually love long comments, but keyboard smashing is great too. Thanks for reading :)