if my life was a soap opera [the rampant lesbian sex remix]

[selfinduced]

bear in mind that this is all fiction and in no way reflects what's on Self's mind right now instead of calc.

Self: ah. i have lj crushes.
Self: *crushcrush*
Self: it's a great word
Rashi: lol
Self: y'know how Spartans had the "lovers of the young women?"
Self: i'd totally be like. "Omg, Thamiris, omg!!!" [if she let me

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[thecaelum]

*snickers* Score! I'm fantasy material!

[selfinduced]

yes. totally. *leers*

[thecaelum]

*swats* Stop that. You are a chaste and uncorruptable youth. *smirk*

[selfinduced]

chaste, oh yes. please corrupt me. i'm very corruptible. *gulp*