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“Levi Johnston,” Kyle announced. “He has these rugged, pretty-boy looks, you know?”
“Is ‘rugged pretty-boy’ not a contradiction?” Kenny asked.
“Kyle,” Stan chided. “You know he’s, like, 18.”
“Well, holla!” Kenny cried. “That’s legal.”
“Just because it’s legal doesn’t make it not sketchy,” Stan said.
“Oooh, but he has that timeless look,” Butters said. “He could be 16, or he could be 30. How would you know?”
“Uh, you would know because him knocking up his girlfriend was national news last year,” Stan said. “Indeed it is why he is famous.”
“Well, I think that was a good choice. Good choice, Kyle. I think Levi Johnston is mighty fine.”
“Thanks, Butters.”
“Aw, no problem, I think you got good taste.”
“You guys are all fags,” Cartman groaned. “Seriously.”