LJ sent me a note saying communities that don't get updated for two years are deleted and purged, so. Heyyyyyyyy.

http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/603463/

Yeah, I know, this was the most convoluted way I could have done this. Whatever.

After I read this“Levi Johnston,” Kyle announced. “He has these rugged, pretty-boy looks, you know ( Read more... )

I sent this to Sekrit a million years ago. I'll never finish it. It's so cheesy you could box it and deliver it to a frat party. I'm really into the idea of Gregory as a secret agent (I typed, of course, "sekrit agent") but someone else could execute it better. THIS WAS ONLY MEANT TO BE PORN, but, like a fifteen-year-old's erection, it was lost ( Read more... )

Oh, Jesus, we can't get to the end of the month without contributing something to sekritstamp, can we? I think I wrote this for imaginaaation and I think I told her that I wasn't going to post this.

I am writing a paper and it's terrible and I want it to end.

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I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY OKAY

Ode to my Penis Wound
By Craig TuckerRocky the Cocky ( Read more... )

Booyeah, time for my monthly deposit of seminal fluid into the womb that is sekritstamp.

( South Park/Big Love xxxxxover. )

( Happy birthday, Emzy! )

I am never going to finish this, and it's been like a month since I put something on this journal, so here you go.

Oh, by the way, the SP website doesn't spell Mephesto/Mephisto consistently, which pisses me off.

( Mephisto/Craig. Yes, really. )

sekrit-omg: The problem is that this isn't a story. I just ... ech, whatever. I always just think you'll be disappointed, because there's more dialogue than I would like, but if someone's going to tea, you know, they're gonna have a conversation.
imaginaaation: I think the whole thing is thematic enough to be cohesive even without a solid plot.  Pffft, I'm never ( Read more... )