30 - but that joke isn't funny anymore...

[seeya_next_life]

Who short-sheeted my bed? Seriously? Come on, what are we, back in junior high?

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[weaver_girl]

You ask me? I was almost impaled by a rain of forks from the upper shelf of the cupboard! And why are the spices in the oven?

Just don't touch anything in the kitchen. I think that's best.

I'm in the Bazaar, getting breakfast. If you want something specific, now would be the time.

[seeya_next_life]

Hey, don't look at me; I can't cook. I went to use the sink this morning and it spat out orange juice. I think we need to speak to the landlord. What I wanna know is how my bed got short-sheeted while I was asleep in it.

Breakfast? [pause] Any good fruit in the market? Apples or... I dunno, something summery. Least there's one good thing about this weather.

[weaver_girl]

Orange juice? Was it any good? See if you can get some in a pitcher?

I don't see actual apples yet, but there's some cherries and strawberries. I'll figure something out! Let Rosalind sleep, she came home really late?

[seeya_next_life]

I dunno, I was too busy trying to keep it from getting everywhere. I'll test it.

[pause, then there's a telltale pale orange spot on the corner of the paper.]

Huh, it ain't bad, actually. Where's the pitcher supposed to be? I don't wanna get attacked by forks looking for it in places it wouldn't be.

Cherries and strawberries are both good. Any paopu? I can meet you in the market; Roz'll be grumpy if we wake her after her late night liaisons with forensics, after all.

[spandexisyouth]

What is short sheeting?

[seeya_next_life]

It's when somebody makes up your bed so there's a fold in the sheets right in the middle, so you can't stretch your legs out. I dunno how someone did it while I was sleeping.

[spandexisyouth]

Oh. That seems very strange. You are a heavy sleeper?

[seeya_next_life]

Not usually. Maybe someone slipped something in my drink.

I'll have you know I bought 358/2 because of you /shakes fist

[man_genius]

I dunno, it sounds hilarious to me.

JUST AS PLANNED \o/

[seeya_next_life]

I'm hereby checking any and all doorways for chalk-laden erasers. Next thing you know, there'll be soap in the fountains in the park.

Actually, that does sound kinda hilarious. [keywords totally not relevant at all. nope.]

now i want to know what sea salt ice cream tastes like

[man_genius]

Those are baby pranks! Kids stuff! Ya gotta expand your thinking, Lea-man.

Hot wiring the elevator! Replacing the baking soda in the bakery with laundry detergent! Rewiring a radio to play non stop commercial jingles! Go bigger!

XD

[seeya_next_life]

I didn't say I was planning on putting soap in the fountains. I mean, if I was going to go pranking about I surely wouldn't be announcing my methods~

[ruby_nova]

It's better than having blue dye in your shower head. My hair is PURPLE.

[seeya_next_life]

Uh oh. I guess I'd better be careful next time I take a shower, or we might have to change the Gingers Club to the Almighty Violets.

[ruby_nova]

I hope this washes out soon. It's not just my hair, either.

Also, what's a "smurf"? I don't get it.

[seeya_next_life]

A smurf? Haven't the foggiest, kiddo. But I could probably be persuaded to bring you some ice cream if you're feeling [pause, for effect] blue.

YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHH!