So, I happen to have jury duty the 16th of January. On the upside it's 4 days after I turn 21. I'll have to show up with a thermos full of jager. It'd probably be safer to pre-game jury duty. I should write a country western song about showing up to jury duty drunk. There probably already is one ( Read more... )

So, I've screwed myself for life. I'm like screwed into the ground like six or seven feet over my head. I'm thinking about just quitting everything and like following a really good band around for the rest of my life. What I really want to do is pretty much academically and financially out of reach, or so it seems. I still haven't changed my major ( Read more... )

This season of the Real World sucks. I mean there isn't even a gay guy. They do however have straight people doing incredibly gay things like talk about their feelings and shit. Guess that makes up for it. I want to start my own Real World and put it on youtube weekly. It would be sound tracked by Madball and random jungle noises. For their job ( Read more... )

This is Ghostface Killa's house of chronic and pancakes, Dante cannot come to the phone right now he's out back in a knife fight with Lil' Kim. Call back later and he might be able to take your order.........and remember pickup is around back, and if this is Pacman quit callin'.

Blah, changed my phone number, started school, it's hot, Misfits are gonna play a show in Asheville, that's about it.

So far this summer has sufficiently blown. I worked my ass off for 8 hours a day for a couple of months. I'm not going back ( Read more... )

Work sucks. I just thought I'd point that out. I might actually jump in front of a bus.

Also my cell has no audio WTF is up with that.

Also it shouldn't have taken me two weeks to figure out how to get my Wii online.

Also I need to get my Ozzfest tix.

Also I feel like that one Earth Wind and Fire song...just pick one.

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So, I ended up leaving my cell phone charger at home. That sucks. I need to try harder in just about everything. I also suck at (anything)pong.

Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker
57%
Apocalypse
55%
Dark Phoenix
54%
Juggernaut
53%
Magneto
52%
Dr. Doom
48%
Venom
40%
Mr. Freeze
40%
Riddler
40%
Kingpin
39%
Catwoman
37%
Lex Luthor
37 ( Read more... )

This is more terrifying than falling into the tiger pit at the zoo.


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