[Video Post // Public] [Week 1, Day 1, evening]

[seeingeyeshark]

[The Hitomi turns on to show a rather irritated Kisame with his hitai-ate partially undone and drooping down over one eye, holding a struggling, squirming creature in his hand. It looks rather humanoid, if quite blue and only a good four or five inches tall; the thing has two long, spiraling horns and leathery little bat wings. One hand is braced

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[savour_the_pain]

[Snickers at your predicament, ignoring that he was in it himself just this morning.]

Having trouble, Big Blue?

[seeingeyeshark]

[Kisame flashes Hidan an irritated look, closing his fist hard; the oni squeals as it vanishes, crushed.]

No trouble at all; they're easy enough to kill. They're just damned annoying. Have you seen any yet?

[savour_the_pain]

Plenty. They stay the hell away from me though.

I'm just that fucking awesome.

[seeingeyeshark]

I'm sure. [Kisame snorts in amusement; he doesn't believe you for a second, Hidan, but at least he's going along with it.]

How'd you get 'em to stay away?

[smiling_umino]

[He's staring right at you Kisame. In fact, he's replaying the video post over and over again just to watch the little ... thing smack Kisame's hand with what seems to be a small club. It's a little cute, the whole picture. Reminds him of his classroom.

Really.

They look like something out of a fairytale book. Good manners makes Iruka keep his straight face. Sorta.]

Haven't seen any of those but ... he's really trying hard, isn't he?

[Okay, so he's sorta' laughing. Chuckling. Smiling? Just a tiny bit.]

[seeingeyeshark]

He is. It's kind of ridiculous; he's not really accomplishing much except maybe giving me a few bruises.

[Kisame scowls a little at the oni as it kicks his wrist, then tosses it with a flick of the wrist; he snatches it out of mid-air again before it can right itself and fly away, this time holding it upside-down by the ankles. The oni screeches at him, flailing violently.]

So these things haven't shown up in Konoha, then?

[smiling_umino]

[And Iruka's just watching the screeching thing, both eyebrows nearly disappearing under his forehead protector.]

No, not that I know of. Besides, they can't be that harmful. [Clears throat to not smile.] What have they done to you anyway? Other than infest your home.