Eyebrow-raising porn, plus HP fic recs!
So the other night I was reading some porn, as I do, and I happened upon a fic that I really enjoyed. It had several of my favorite kinks (plus a few other fun ones thrown in), it was creative, it was pretty well written...I was a horny happy fangirl. But just as I was starting to really get into it, I came across a line about one character's tongue spearing the other character's prostate again and again.
*facepalm*
I can only assume this writer has no personal experience playing with prostates, which is totally fine...but please to be doing some basic anatomy research before writing your porn, yes?
Have some HP fic recs. I promise they're anatomically correct. ;-)
Act Five: Deconstruction of an Architect by dacro (Severus/Harry or gen, depending on your definition; PG-13, warnings)
There's been a little controversy over whether this is a "Snarry" story or not -- I'd call it gen myself -- but it truly doesn't matter; this fic is a lovely and original AU that shouldn't be missed if you like Snape, period pieces, or simply good writing. Set in 19th-century London, the story really manages to capture the flavor and the feeling of the period; it's clear that the author did a ton of research. Snape and Harry are wonderfully drawn, and Dumbledore has a marvelous role as a minor character. Best of all, the author manages to create a rich, full universe in less than 10,000 words!
The Line in the Sand by Anonymous (Remus/Sirius, PG-13, AU, angst)
Oh, this fic hurt so good. It starts with Peter confessing to Sirius that he's a Death Eater and spirals in all sorts of interesting directions from there. What I loved most about this was that all four Marauders play an equal role in the story, and that Peter is as intelligent and as important as the others. Do mind the angst warning -- Sirius in particular broke my heart -- but there is a lot of hope here too.
Birthday Boys by floweringjudas (Percy/George, porn)
I thought I recced this when it was initially posted at hp_springsmut, but it appears not. *scratches head* In any case, I'm rectifying that now! This fic combines several of my favorite things: hurt/comfort, Weasleycest, and George dealing (sort of!) with Fred's death. What's great about this fic is that the author handles George's grief without being maudlin at all; there's an undercurrent of sadness, but the fic is also funny and sweet and hot. I dare you not to fall for this Percy. ♥
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*facepalm*
I can only assume this writer has no personal experience playing with prostates, which is totally fine...but please to be doing some basic anatomy research before writing your porn, yes?
Have some HP fic recs. I promise they're anatomically correct. ;-)
Act Five: Deconstruction of an Architect by dacro (Severus/Harry or gen, depending on your definition; PG-13, warnings)
There's been a little controversy over whether this is a "Snarry" story or not -- I'd call it gen myself -- but it truly doesn't matter; this fic is a lovely and original AU that shouldn't be missed if you like Snape, period pieces, or simply good writing. Set in 19th-century London, the story really manages to capture the flavor and the feeling of the period; it's clear that the author did a ton of research. Snape and Harry are wonderfully drawn, and Dumbledore has a marvelous role as a minor character. Best of all, the author manages to create a rich, full universe in less than 10,000 words!
The Line in the Sand by Anonymous (Remus/Sirius, PG-13, AU, angst)
Oh, this fic hurt so good. It starts with Peter confessing to Sirius that he's a Death Eater and spirals in all sorts of interesting directions from there. What I loved most about this was that all four Marauders play an equal role in the story, and that Peter is as intelligent and as important as the others. Do mind the angst warning -- Sirius in particular broke my heart -- but there is a lot of hope here too.
Birthday Boys by floweringjudas (Percy/George, porn)
I thought I recced this when it was initially posted at hp_springsmut, but it appears not. *scratches head* In any case, I'm rectifying that now! This fic combines several of my favorite things: hurt/comfort, Weasleycest, and George dealing (sort of!) with Fred's death. What's great about this fic is that the author handles George's grief without being maudlin at all; there's an undercurrent of sadness, but the fic is also funny and sweet and hot. I dare you not to fall for this Percy. ♥
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