Comments | secretsolitaire: Eyebrow-raising porn, plus HP fic recs!

secretsolitaire

Eyebrow-raising porn, plus HP fic recs!

May 15, 2008 22:07

So the other night I was reading some porn, as I do, and I happened upon a fic that I really enjoyed. It had several of my favorite kinks (plus a few other fun ones thrown in), it was creative, it was pretty well written...I was a horny happy fangirl. But just as I was starting to really get into it, I came across a line about one character's ( Read more... )

recs: hp fic, au, gen, remus/sirius, severus/harry, hurt/comfort, percy/george

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flamencanyc May 16 2008, 03:11:53 UTC

I came across a line about one character's tongue spearing the other character's prostate again and again.

Bwahahaha!!! I don't think even Gene Simmons or Hal Sparks could do that!

court1429 May 16 2008, 04:56:59 UTC

lol My first thought was "Maybe it's a Gene Simmons!clone." You don't think Gene could do it? He's got an awful lot of tongue... ;)

flamencanyc May 16 2008, 05:14:05 UTC

Maybe... My own index finger, for 95% of the prostates it's probed personally and professionally, juuust barely reaches... and looking back at pics of Mr. S. I'd guess that the two appendages are of fairly comparable length, but it's hard to tell. ;) Lol.

secretsolitaire May 17 2008, 00:59:20 UTC

LOL, now I'm sitting here looking at Gene Simmons pics (and frankly being grossed out -- he definitely doesn't do it for me *g*). And after some thought, I've still gotta say...no. ;-)

*licks your icon*

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pendulumchanges May 18 2008, 12:48:38 UTC

please to be doing some basic anatomy research before writing your porn, yes?

LOL!

secretsolitaire May 18 2008, 13:52:21 UTC

Surely it's not too much to ask! Or maybe use a beta who actually understands the male anatomy? Whatever you have to do so my porn-reading experience isn't disrupted by the horrible image of Brian with some bizarre extendo-tongue. :-P

jillybean_6939 March 30 2009, 06:28:38 UTC

Buahaha! Reminds me of one reeeeally bad porn I watched once.
It would be possible then... *shivers*

secretsolitaire March 31 2009, 03:07:18 UTC

Oh dear, really? Dare I ask for more details...?

jillybean_6939 March 31 2009, 07:16:47 UTC

Yeah, sure. I think it was called "Hot Spot" or something and I'd say it was a semi-fetish vid.

The tops stretched the bottoms (toys and cock and fisting) so much that he pushed out afterwards and you could actually see his prostate.

Dare I ask if you'd like me to upload it? :P

secretsolitaire April 1 2009, 00:28:55 UTC

O_o

Well...sure. Thank you! I find myself morbidly curious!

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