Eyebrow-raising porn, plus HP fic recs!

[secretsolitaire]

So the other night I was reading some porn, as I do, and I happened upon a fic that I really enjoyed. It had several of my favorite kinks (plus a few other fun ones thrown in), it was creative, it was pretty well written...I was a horny happy fangirl. But just as I was starting to really get into it, I came across a line about one character's

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[flamencanyc]

I came across a line about one character's tongue spearing the other character's prostate again and again.

Bwahahaha!!! I don't think even Gene Simmons or Hal Sparks could do that!

[court1429]

lol My first thought was "Maybe it's a Gene Simmons!clone." You don't think Gene could do it? He's got an awful lot of tongue... ;)

[flamencanyc]

Maybe... My own index finger, for 95% of the prostates it's probed personally and professionally, juuust barely reaches... and looking back at pics of Mr. S. I'd guess that the two appendages are of fairly comparable length, but it's hard to tell. ;) Lol.

[secretsolitaire]

LOL, now I'm sitting here looking at Gene Simmons pics (and frankly being grossed out -- he definitely doesn't do it for me *g*). And after some thought, I've still gotta say...no. ;-)

*licks your icon*

[secretsolitaire]

I know, right? I'm sitting there thinking, "Good grief, did Brian just magically grow some sort of extendo-tongue?"

(Actually, I think I read that exact scenario in a Harry Potter fic a while back, LOL!)