Comments | secret_weapon: I'd make lemonade for ya... bake a chocolate cake for ya

secret_weapon

I'd make lemonade for ya... bake a chocolate cake for ya

Mar 31, 2011 13:51

Ok so, this song:

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This isn't serious, right? This is deliberately insane like 'Every breath you take', isn't it ( Read more... )

silly love songs

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katmarajade March 31 2011, 14:14:11 UTC

I had never heard this song. It gives me major WTF-DISMAYED face though. I'm going to go with your first instinct, call it over-the-top-recognizes-itself-as-ridiculous-going-for-catchy-not-realistic-parody. Because the alternative makes my head hurt and I've not yet had enough coffee for that. Also mmm... lemonade and cake!

secret_weapon March 31 2011, 22:42:09 UTC

IKR? He's just so earnestly masochistic that it just has to be a joke.

I'd much rather have someone with cake, who likes me a reasonable amount, not obsessed to the point of jumping in front of a train.

Also - "throw my hand on a blade for you"?? WHO SAYS THAT? Why?

moonlitelupines March 31 2011, 21:43:39 UTC

OMG this song CREEPED me out so much when I first heart it; DNW your love, okay?

secret_weapon March 31 2011, 22:42:59 UTC

Haha IKR? It's like, 'Grrl, back away slowly and get a restraining order STAT!'

moonlitelupines March 31 2011, 22:47:24 UTC

EXACTLY. My bff jokingly says I have "commitment issues". This would be funny if it weren't true :/

secret_weapon March 31 2011, 22:55:56 UTC

Well, there's commitment , and full-on crazy, if you get what I'm saying. It makes for a much more interesting story but I imagine is not much fun in practise.

"I would die for you - why won't you do the same?" is just... yeah.

mrasaki April 1 2011, 02:13:36 UTC

I find it a creeptastic stalker anthem for every "nice guy" out there. He'll jump on a grenade for you, but you won't reciprocate, bawww. Okay.

LOL I think I prefer your version better.

secret_weapon April 5 2011, 09:25:42 UTC

Oh gosh, yeah. Lord preserve us from the Nice Guys (TM). Having dealt with a Nice Guy in the past, all I have to say is GETITAWAY!GETITAWAY!

Hehe the way to my heart is chocolate cake.

asimaiyat April 1 2011, 05:49:13 UTC

They play that song in the store where I work. It creeps me out! Glad I'm not the only one.

secret_weapon April 5 2011, 09:27:57 UTC

Heh, no I'd say you're not the only one by a long stretch. I liked it much better when I though he was being ~ironic~ but I suppose that's giving him too much credit.

chrryblssmninja April 3 2011, 06:54:17 UTC

I like your version much better.

secret_weapon April 5 2011, 09:30:14 UTC

My sister originally thought the line was "I'd throw a grenade for you", meaning that the singer was offering to go out and kill people then kill himself by jumping in front of a train...

which actually may not be too far off.