I'd make lemonade for ya... bake a chocolate cake for ya

[secret_weapon]

Ok so, this song:

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This isn't serious, right? This is deliberately insane like 'Every breath you take', isn't it?

I've been listening to this all week and giggling to myself just because of how over-the-top and silly it is. I thought that it was a deliberate parody of love songs that promise the world to the singer's love-interest. Yesterday my sister told me that this is a 'straight' love song.

I mean 'I should have known you were trouble from the first kiss/ Had your eyes open, why were they open?'. That isn't a lyric that anyone can take seriously... is it?

WTF? That is messed up.

Imma just write my own chorus:

I'd make lemonade for ya
Bake a chocolate cake for ya
I'd dance around in the rain for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

There. Much less creepy. And I could actually fall for a guy who would make me chocolate cake, as opposed to jumping in front of a train. WTF? I can understand 'catch a genade' like die to save my life, but who wants a guy who will commit suicide for you?

That was rhetorical. Don't answer that.