On SUPERIOR GENES

Aug 30, 2007 09:54

I am apparently a freak of nature ( Read more... )

bikkuri shita, shiran de

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seanorange August 30 2007, 15:55:52 UTC
Well, RIGHT. I remember that bit. But what I remember even more was after he biffed on the motorcycle and he needed help getting it back in socket by smashing it against a pillar (not the smartest move, mind you). I thought of the same thing the first time I went down, and lo and behold just laying against the ground in the same way popped it right back in. I didn't even need any outside force this time -- I used my other arm to move the dislocated one into a relatively normal position (the same one it would be in when wearing the sling), and after a few seconds it just slid back into place rather unexpectedly. But OH THE RELIEF! Hahaha.

~Sean

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evil_jim August 31 2007, 00:41:15 UTC
We should get you one of these for when it happens again.

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evil_jim August 30 2007, 18:34:35 UTC
I had an ex-friend who dislocated his shoulder so many times that relocating it became a simple matter of twisting his torso in such a manner that it swung back into place. Of course, having done it that many times made it easy to dislocate in the first place.

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seanorange August 30 2007, 18:44:50 UTC
I think that's why such a small amount of stress caused mine to pop out -- the initial injury tore or stretched something making it easy to re-insert. My left shoulder sustained no such initial injury and doesn't have this problem, but if it did I expect it would be about the same.

~Sean

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anonymous August 30 2007, 20:21:36 UTC
"Ladies -- if you want any superbabies, I am your man."

"Gee, I totally would if I didn't have a boyfriend. Although he's kind of an ass. Like the other day, he was totally insensitive...bla bla bla..."

hehe, Hope you get the reference to your previous post. :-)

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seanorange August 30 2007, 21:24:26 UTC
I clearly have no choice but to become "that guy", Anonymous! This genetic mutation MUST be spread!

~Sean

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daintynymph August 30 2007, 23:15:50 UTC
I already have sperm for my future offspring picked out. I will have super genius kittens rather than super quick healing babies.

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seanorange August 31 2007, 00:01:41 UTC
If our children should ever meet, the "normals" will be doomed.

...hey! I'm smrt! Hahaha

~Sean

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shellspark August 31 2007, 12:38:43 UTC
Apparently you won't need that bionic arm with the laser anyway.

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seanorange August 31 2007, 13:24:44 UTC
Nonsense. My healing factor will make me one of the few eligible for the procedure!

~Sean

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