"Horny Sluts belching Spunk."

Sean.

I feel like it's roundabout time for my bi-monthly El Jay post, but I don't know what to say. It's not that there's nothing going on in my life, it's just that...I mean, do you really care? Yes, you, Reader. I'm asking you a question. If I were to describe to you right now how I spend half my time wishing I were dead, and the other half feeling ( Read more... )

So like, does anyone want to find a place with me? Wouldn't being sean's roommate like, totally rule?

I think it would. And I really want a new living situation. Some big change in life, in general. I'm bored.

Sean.

Can I just say how fucking glad I am to come to livejournal and not see the fucking christmas fucking themed banners and shit? Fuck.

Sean.

So like, even though we witnessed the world coming to an end, I had a lot of fun last night. We hung out at the rock in Balboa Park (which I think only Zach Craig would read this and appreciate, so that was for you, Zach!) which was nice, and well...rocked.

I have nothing clever or unique to say in this entry, I'm just now realising.

Sean.

If I said you had a nice body, would you fuck me in the ass?

I know too many people with an interest in Sweden and Swedish what-nottery to refrain from posting this.


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Hell yeah Final Fantasy XII. Here goes.

Sean.

Oh, and today I said: "Whatever maintains the buoyancy of your ocean vessel."

Sean.

I have neither read, nor posted in LiveJournal for literally multiple months ( Read more... )