Trying my hand at it.
Following on from these, inspired by this. Unlocked because that's how this labyrinth is walked, rough-hewn as it is.
Nine Things About Oracles (The Northern Exposure Overdub)
1. The bones she reads are her own.
2. The guts are yours.
3. Bring her honey-mead and oatcake, but don't expect them to sweeten her tongue.
4. This close to fire, everything tastes like ashes.
5. She'll answer the question you need to ask.
6. You're not going to know the question.
7. She's not going to tell you.
8. There's a reason runes look like thorns.
9. No matter what she tells you, it's pronounced doom.
Nine Things About Oracles (The Northern Exposure Overdub)
1. The bones she reads are her own.
2. The guts are yours.
3. Bring her honey-mead and oatcake, but don't expect them to sweeten her tongue.
4. This close to fire, everything tastes like ashes.
5. She'll answer the question you need to ask.
6. You're not going to know the question.
7. She's not going to tell you.
8. There's a reason runes look like thorns.
9. No matter what she tells you, it's pronounced doom.