Eridan: Play Makebelieve -Video-

[seahorsecaesar]

*Quake with fear, ‘Eridan’ is on his video feed. And when I say Eridan, I mean a decidedly average looking teenager with grey paint smeared all over, a knitted scarf, cockeyed horns that might or might not have been made from papermache and stuck on a headband. The collar of his cloak is wilted, and the symbol on his shirt is crooked and off center

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[video]

[cull_means_care]

[Hi. Have an unimpressed face. Feferi's skin and horns are just as faked as Eridan's only she's put some effort in]

Did you just call me your bitch?

-Video-

[seahorsecaesar]

WUHWhat? Oh um I might hawuhwe. But you knowuhw it’s just a sayin.

*He turns his head away to clear his throat and try to get himself back into that accent. Talking like that is such a pain*

I didn’t mean to call you a bitch. Cuz you know, you’re not.

-Video-

[cull_means_care]

I'm not yours either. And what else was I going to do with a whale?

-Video-

[seahorsecaesar]

I don’t knowuhw…Or is it just know…Guh, whatever. *clear throat, reset, try again*

Anywuhway I thought you might like a wuhwhale or somethin. I could get you a real gift if that’d help. Anythin.

[text forever]

[hamburellakind]

wow, your quirk is even harder to follow out loud!

Re: [text forever]

[seahorsecaesar]

shut up its a very sophisticated wway of speakin

[hamburellakind]

wwoww!!!!!!!!
nope.
hehehe.

[seahorsecaesar]

like some stupid human wwould knoww anywway