Eridan: Play Makebelieve -Video-
*Quake with fear, ‘Eridan’ is on his video feed. And when I say Eridan, I mean a decidedly average looking teenager with grey paint smeared all over, a knitted scarf, cockeyed horns that might or might not have been made from papermache and stuck on a headband. The collar of his cloak is wilted, and the symbol on his shirt is crooked and off center. He has some rather tacky fins plastered onto his face, and the way he keeps shifting his lips and tongue, you can kind of tell his dental appliance doesn’t fit very well. Probably because they’re oversized teeth made from fake fingernails.
BUT THAT IS OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE, HUMAN! Because he is the most ferocious and sophisticated of the trolls! He is Eridan Ampora, violet blooded (and violet contact wearing) aquatic troll of awesome! Bow before him! Though right now, he’s very lonely and sad, because somehow, despite all of his perfect qualities and the absolute awesome that he is made of, NOBODY LOVES HIM*
WUHWhy doesn’t anyone lowuhwe me?! I tried giwuhwin my bitch a whale, er I mean a wuhwhale, but she just fed it to her lusus.
*He pauses a second, wrangling that ridiculous accent before going on*
I just wuhwant someone to lowuhwe me, that’s all I ask for. I learned about this human thin called marriage, it’s wuhwhat humans do wuhwhen they really lowuhwe each other.
*He might be wibbling. Maybe.*
Please? Someone? Anyone?
BUT THAT IS OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE, HUMAN! Because he is the most ferocious and sophisticated of the trolls! He is Eridan Ampora, violet blooded (and violet contact wearing) aquatic troll of awesome! Bow before him! Though right now, he’s very lonely and sad, because somehow, despite all of his perfect qualities and the absolute awesome that he is made of, NOBODY LOVES HIM*
WUHWhy doesn’t anyone lowuhwe me?! I tried giwuhwin my bitch a whale, er I mean a wuhwhale, but she just fed it to her lusus.
*He pauses a second, wrangling that ridiculous accent before going on*
I just wuhwant someone to lowuhwe me, that’s all I ask for. I learned about this human thin called marriage, it’s wuhwhat humans do wuhwhen they really lowuhwe each other.
*He might be wibbling. Maybe.*
Please? Someone? Anyone?