Really, America? You fail.

FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA!

You fail at civil rights. Fail, fail, fail.
Lets hope Washington can do better.

To echo my more politically active older sister...

If you live in California vote NO on prop 8!
This is critically important to you integrity as cool state that everyone wants to live in.

Please only say it if you mean it.

Not because you read it in a management textbook.

Or because that's what you're supposed to say to girls you like.

We can tell.

And it's tacky.

More fun, less stuff.

Learn to deal with stress, it's here to stay.

Stress is no excuse for...

Learn to accept that you do, in fact, have enough shoes.

Learn to speak and read in the language of actions.

Conduct yourself in a confident manner.

Speak up! No one can hear you.

Try being an extrovert. Just once.

I live in Seattle now. And by live, I mean work and couch-surf (big thank you to Adam and Jared). Soon I will have a nice little sublet. That's the idea, anyway. I've been "moving in tomorrow" for three days now.

I miss kitchens.

Okay, Canada! I get it. You're big. You're big and cold. You're big and cold and full of silos. And my cute little American butt, is freezing her ass off already. This means probably means I would have died in a Minnesota winter.

Rub it in, why don't ya.

I'm posting this from the tech table inside the McGuire Proscenium in the Guthrie Theater. Why am I slacking off at the tech table? There's nothing to do. The designer is downstairs in his office. They're doing acting notes, and I'm here in case anything explodes ( Read more... )

It has just come to my attention that there is no such thing as a seagull. There are herring gulls and black-headed gulls, and many other types of gulls. But not one gull is officially called a seagull.

Anton Chekhov is rolling in his grave.

I'm just embarassed.

Connecticut has way cooler bugs. Yeah.