Office is very lonely. Students, Teachers, Staff, your favourite secretary is going to be having a little feast. I made lots of foods in my office-- VEGETARIAN FOOD ONLY. Lots of human treats, mm, mm.. Please come to Ulty's office and have some tea, food, and chat.

Uwee...

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Molest more hamsters.

Get your resolution here

>:|

uu all ned to b mre n1ce 2 urr oktbpuses. frennly. ncie.

[translated into: you all need to be more nice to your octopusses. friendly. nice.]

You humans lack words of encouragement! Why.. Why is it so hard to be nice to sea creatures? It is not hard... Not hard at all... I.... Ultros is ( Read more... )

I see my efforts of cheering you humans up were turned down! Uwee, so selfish, so selfish... All my speakers were ripped out and what not. I went around and collected them back up, uwee.... silly morsels ( Read more... )

You silly humans are boring! Amuse me! Vist your friendly neighbourhood Octopus more often!

Uncle Ulty thinks it's time to have some fun!

......Uwee!

>=D

AND YOU HUMANS THINK I AM BAD. WHAT ABOUT THE RODENT?

I BET HE DOES BATHROOM THINGS ON THE FLOOR AND YOU WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING BUT I GET TOLD TO USE A MOP FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

UWEE.

YOU ALL SUCK. BAD HUMANS.

Uncle Ulty has an announcement:

ULTROS IS NOT AN OCTOROK.

Octopus pride!

On another note, uweee... I am bored in the office! I need visiters! UWEEE.

Your Octopus Secretary is unhappy. I do not like being blamed for something I had nothing to do with, uwee. Humans are always so quick to blame the Octopus!

I am not even allowed in the restaurant that morsel Seifer got it from. I tried to get lunch and they kicked me out! Racism! Be nice to the Octopus, kids! Play nice ( Read more... )

EAT MORE SOUP! EAT MORE SOUP!

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA!

YOU BAD HUMANS, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! YEOUCH! I WANT ALL OF YOU ALL TO BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! ULTY IS YOUR GOD! ULTY IS YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ULTY LOVES YOU.
WORSHIP ULTY.
FOLLOW ULTYCISM.

UWEE.