layhan's adventures in watersports

[seafoamblues]

title: layhan's adventures in watersports
pairing: lu han/yixing
rating: nc-17
length: ~6,275 words
warnings: watersports (ingestion, assistance, penetration & during coitus), frottage, dirty talk, mentioned toy usage, unprotected sex
summary: Yixing really has to pee, and Lu Han isn't Yixing's best friend for nothing.

notes: originally posted at relayficfest

Comments

[skyebacon]

Now I'm always up for some layHan but this yes!!!!!!!! I lob!!!!! Omg just Luhan going straight for the fukin goal "you can use my mouth" I was so not expecting that but I loved how they were so un-awkward about it! Just yes good job good read keep writing!!!!

[seafoamblues]

lu han is not subtle with his kinkiest desires, heh. lu han isn't subtle. ever.
thank you so much for reading and commenting!! ;O; i'm glad you liked it! good seeing you around ♡
and ppfFFFff I WILL TRY (2016 is gonna be way lazier than last year though, i can feel it..)

[skyebacon]

the best kind of lu tbh
awww thank u for writing this hehe! besides i promised i would comment didnt i!!!
well 2016 has been good for me so far hahaha (happy new year btw lol)

[charliebnim]

so dead right now .... CHRIST.

[seafoamblues]

*revives you*
thank you for always reading & commenting! <33

[jonginsmuse]

orz .... I learned something new today

[seafoamblues]

i hope it wasn't too shocking!!

[julyfix]

before i start reading i'm gonna commend u on ur title
i'll brb

[julyfix]

ok i'm back and i suck at leaving good comments but i'm gonna try ok

[seafoamblues]

thank u i was feeling very uncreative
NO YOUR COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS GOOD SHUSH *shoves you in a box*
unfortunately there just isn't enough :((((((( hahaha fuck i wish there was more i am shameless
YAYYYYYYYYYY PEE BUDDIES :'DDDDDD i'm crying heh
OH MY G OD
JILLIAN
IF U HAPPEN TO WRITE ANYTHING WITH EVEN LIKE A DROP OF PEE I WILL
PROBABLY PEE MYSELF IN HAPPINESS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY G O D PLEASE
thank you so much!! <33333

[orion_andbeyond]

SHERYL WHAT IS THI
SCREAAAAAAAMMMSMSSS LAYHAN

I'M SORRY I JUST REALLY LOVE PEE Y'ALL. no offense but hMhMHHHMHMHMmmhmHhm

"I have an idea," Lu Han pipes up. He's sitting very close to Yixing now, his legs folded beneath him and his hands on his thighs.
"Please tell," Yixing groans. He swallows and his throat tightens, dry. He feels like his bladder's about to explode.
"You can use my mouth," Lu Han says.

Right about when I started making animal noises because I just /knew/- nvm I already saw it coming when xing wants to p

"I'm going to-I'm going to hold your dick for you. As you pee."

HIGH LEVEL PEEING

It's like nothing has changed: sitting next to each other on the couch at ease, with only a bowl of chips between them.

BRUH...... B RU H

And the ones after that I'll not quote because I love myself, and because it's getting hot here poopie

Thanks for this, it brightened up my day a bit :) *ushouldwritemorelayhanbye*

[seafoamblues]

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE U READ IT AND COMMENTED I'M LAUGHING
I'M SO HAPPY THO
just a disclaimer
what if yixing started being a little fuck and just steered lu han's dick everywhere so he peed all over the place and made him clean it up lol
jk yixing is doing him a favour since lu han did him two favours
well
it was also two favours for lu han too bc he liked it
they're still bros they just pee inside of each other sometimes
omg i don't even have any idea for any other layhans FUCK its hard for me to imagine layhan for some reason. i just was full of inspiration bc of the pee.
thank you!!!!!!!