fic: Konzen's Special Secret Private List of Do's and Don'ts (Saiyuki crack!)

[sea_priest3ss]

Title: Konzen's Special Secret Private List of Do's and Don'ts
Author: priestess_grrrl
Series: Saiyuki Gaiden
Pairing: various mentioned
Rating: PG
Genre: crack!
Notes: Inspired by the ridiculously hilarious Kenren list and the Tenpou list by madame_maya.

Comments

[madame_maya]

This is so adorable. ♥ I'm proud to have inspired such cuteness!

[sea_priest3ss]

yay! *dances* I figured, hey, somebody has to do Konzen...! And I mean, really, yours are just BRILLIANT. Seriously, they're like, classics. My friend sent them to me as word documents because she liked them so much she saved them to her computer. We make reference to them all the time! I've read them over and over, and like, STILL every time I come to that bit about asking Goujun if he needs some help "getting that stick out of his ass," fucking, I just lose it...! *is ded of teh funneh*

But thanks, honey! I'm glad I was able to do you proud! ^_^

[madame_maya]

Wow, you even saved them? That's so cool. I'm glad you liked them so much. Yours is great, too.

[turquoise_woman]

Hey! You said drunk, stupid and horny like it was a bad thing. Besides, you did look fetching in that pink kimono...

K

[priestess_grrrl]

Okay, this is just a prime example of YOUR bad influence! I KNOW you've been teaching the monkey to drink sake on the sly, don't think I don't! Keep it up, smart ass, and I'll tell Commander Goujun about all of the obscene things that you've been doing with his boots. Don't ask me how I know, I just know! And yes they ARE dragon hide and they ARE incredibly expensive and once he finds out who's been ruining them and how, you are SO DEAD! Don't push me, General. You WILL regret it! *tosses perfect hair*

[sea_priest3ss]

Thanks! ♥

[little_blue_me]

So adorable! I just can't stop from smiling. ^__^

[sea_priest3ss]

Thank you! ♥

[geri]

i had to laugh at all of the above because we know that none of those do's or don'ts will be followed thru especially with goku or tenpou or kenren for that matter. you have made my day with that list.^_____^ all 39

[sea_priest3ss]

hahaha, thanks! Yes, it's true, this would be more aptly titled, "Konzen's Wishful Thinking List". Good thing no one's going to hold him to it. ^_^