Every so often, I think about blogging the story of how we adopted Kaylee, the fiercest attack dog in three counties. It's a cute story, and I enjoy telling it. However, this is not that tale. This is about how DOGS ARE HORRIBLE CREATURES AND  SHOULDN'T BE TRUSTED.
I was letting Kaylee in from the backyard, and she shot past me like a bat out of ( Read more... )

http://www.411mania.com/movies/news/97489/%5BMovies%5D-Battlestar-Galactica-Headed-to-the-Big-Screen-.htm

...you see a campaign sign, and all you can make out is the name, McKay, in large letters. Suddenly:

FIRST THOUGHT: What office would Rodney run for?

SECOND THOUGHT: He's Canadian, though. Why would he run for office here?

THIRD THOUGHT: Oh yeah. He's a FICTITIOUS CHARACTER.

*shame spiral*

-I was paying an invoice at work, and noticed typed on it towards the bottom:

FEDERAL LUST TAX

...they tax that now? I'm in trouble...

-Driving home from work one day, along the side of the road, I saw an small earthmover-type thing on the side of the expressway, and on the back of it, I saw LOLcat.

That required a second look. It was then I ( Read more... )

I wanted to see if Facebook would finally pick up my LJ posts, so this is a test. It's the testiest test that ever tested.

...testes.
(What? I had to say it.)

So, I'll be the first to admit, I'm not at the most knowledgeable about what's goin' down on the interwebs anymore ( Read more... )

Have a story that relates to splash_the_cat's discussion on misogynanigansI loves me some Sirius satellites radio. Had it for years, and I like the variety of music better than standard radio. However, the "personalities" they employ tend to leave much to be desired. Case in point ( Read more... )

This is kinda funny. In a non-funny way ( Read more... )

THERE IS NO GOD.

With all of the 80's shows that are being made into movies, can The Fall Guy be far behind?

'cause I'm the Unknown Stuntman, that made Eastwood look so fine...