Comments | sdrawkcabsllort: carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a text channel [027]

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carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a text channel [027]

Sep 13, 2011 21:37

NO FUCK THIS.

[carcinoGeneticist [CG] terminated the text channel.]

[[OOC: replies will come from the journal carcin0sis]]

my squeeglyspooch!, [event: timeline], this is not traditional fire, tantrum eruditi, oh god oh god oh god oh god

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[voice] linefacer September 13 2011, 23:01:18 UTC

Eloquently put.

[text] carcin0sis September 18 2011, 10:26:27 UTC

THIS IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF HORSESHIT THAT THEY'VE PULLED YET.
EVEN WHEN THEY SWITCHED OUR GENDERS AROUND THERE WASN'T EVEN HALF AS MUCH DOUCHEFUCKERY.

[voice] linefacer September 19 2011, 01:36:55 UTC

And I'm sure if you keep typing just like that, "they" will know you're really, really pissed off about it.

[text] carcin0sis September 19 2011, 09:21:56 UTC

I BET YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL ORIGINAL FOR IMPLYING THAT ALLCAPS MAKES YOU LOOK ANGRY.
I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A COMMONLY ACCEPTED READING OF TONE WHICH EVERYONE AND THEIR LUSUS HAS MENTIONED AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER.
JUST TAKE YOUR HORSEHITOMETER AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR SEEDFLAP, YOU PRETENTIOUS SNOOTY FUCKPOD.
YOU CAN ALSO TAKE THE INVERTED COMMAS AROUND YOUR 'THEY' AND CHOKE THEM DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE.

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text. tridented September 14 2011, 03:55:05 UTC

Oh?

text. carcin0sis September 18 2011, 10:27:04 UTC

LA TE FUCKING DO?
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS FUCKING REPLY.

[ text ] reloved September 14 2011, 10:29:11 UTC

... karkat? are you ok?

[ text ] carcin0sis September 18 2011, 10:29:32 UTC

MINAKO, THIS IS A PILE OF FUCKING SHIT THAT SOMEONE PUKED IN AND THEN TRIED TO BUILD SOME GOLEMS OUT OF TO RUN A WHIM OF COMPLETE FUCKING DOUCHEBAGGERY.
I'M FUCKING PISSED OFF AND TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT.

[ text ] reloved September 18 2011, 12:30:54 UTC

okay, let's start with what exactly happened to you and then i'll say how bad it is!

[ ... Wait. ]

... you're not hurt, right?

[ text ] carcin0sis September 18 2011, 12:43:32 UTC

I'M GOING TO TURN ON THE VIDEO, OKAY?

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[video] antiinaction September 14 2011, 21:48:18 UTC

[ And a video feed is activated roughly five minutes later, in which a little girl is staring very intently at the screen of her communicator as opposed to directly at the camera. She's quiet for a long moment, then -- ]

Fuck? Ff-uck. Fuck. [ Her brows raise with a sudden realization, lips splitting into a wide, open-mouthed smile. She knows this word -- ] Oh fuck! [ -- and boy does she sound excited. ]

[TEXT] carcin0sis September 18 2011, 10:30:15 UTC

CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS, YOU CAN SAY 'FUCK'.
I'M SO FUCKING IMPRESSED.
REALLY.

[video] antiinaction September 20 2011, 16:35:38 UTC

[ And every time she reads that word, her smile gets just a little bigger. ]

You sure say 'fuck' a lot, mister! [ Cue rereading, this time aloud. ] Congratufucka -- hey, that's pretty clever! What's your name? My name's Val!

[TEXT] carcin0sis September 20 2011, 20:28:38 UTC

... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
VAL.
LEADERBITCH IS A WRIGGLER NOW.
WELL
WHOOP DE FUCKING DO.

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video ; mildmagnolia September 15 2011, 11:44:57 UTC

Wow! I do get to meet you again! And I thought that dream would be the only time...

[TEXT] carcin0sis September 18 2011, 10:30:44 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

mildmagnolia September 18 2011, 12:37:52 UTC

Haha, um, never mind. I guess it's not that important.

Do you remember Demeleier though?

carcin0sis September 18 2011, 12:42:08 UTC

OF COURSE I FUCKING REMEMBER DEMELEIER. IT'S NOT LIKE I LEFT.

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