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carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a text channel [027]

Sep 13, 2011 21:37

NO FUCK THIS.

[carcinoGeneticist [CG] terminated the text channel.]

[[OOC: replies will come from the journal carcin0sis]]

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[voice] linefacer September 13 2011, 23:01:18 UTC

Eloquently put.

[text] carcin0sis September 18 2011, 10:26:27 UTC

THIS IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF HORSESHIT THAT THEY'VE PULLED YET.
EVEN WHEN THEY SWITCHED OUR GENDERS AROUND THERE WASN'T EVEN HALF AS MUCH DOUCHEFUCKERY.

[voice] linefacer September 19 2011, 01:36:55 UTC

And I'm sure if you keep typing just like that, "they" will know you're really, really pissed off about it.

[text] carcin0sis September 19 2011, 09:21:56 UTC

I BET YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL ORIGINAL FOR IMPLYING THAT ALLCAPS MAKES YOU LOOK ANGRY.
I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A COMMONLY ACCEPTED READING OF TONE WHICH EVERYONE AND THEIR LUSUS HAS MENTIONED AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER.
JUST TAKE YOUR HORSEHITOMETER AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR SEEDFLAP, YOU PRETENTIOUS SNOOTY FUCKPOD.
YOU CAN ALSO TAKE THE INVERTED COMMAS AROUND YOUR 'THEY' AND CHOKE THEM DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE.

[voice] linefacer September 19 2011, 13:33:33 UTC

[how deadpan can she sound? let's find out.]

There. There. Go ahead. Just let it all out. You'll feel better.

[text] carcin0sis September 20 2011, 20:27:40 UTC

DON'T DICTATE TO ME HOW I'LL FEEL, FRONDFUCKER.

[voice] linefacer September 21 2011, 03:49:57 UTC

Funny. I thought it was more of a suggestion than a dictation. I guess I'll have to work on my delivery.

[voice] carcin0sis September 21 2011, 09:54:24 UTC

I SUGGEST YOU POLISH MY BONE BULGE OR FUCK OFF.

[voice] linefacer September 21 2011, 16:43:13 UTC

Polish your bone bulge. That's one I haven't heard before, actually. Congratulations on your abundance of creativity.

[text] carcin0sis September 21 2011, 16:45:29 UTC

IT'S A SKILL.

[voice] linefacer September 21 2011, 17:21:31 UTC

One that will get you far ahead in life, no doubt. Maybe you could have an exciting career in writing greeting cards.

[text] carcin0sis September 22 2011, 11:32:30 UTC

YES. I WOULD MAKE A KILLING IN THE WORLD OF BUSINESS.

[voice] linefacer September 22 2011, 11:34:47 UTC

Or perhaps the diverse field of customer service.

[text] carcin0sis September 22 2011, 12:06:57 UTC

NO, YOU HUMANS ARE TOO THIN-SKINNED. YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE CUSTOMER SERVICE OF ALTERNIAN NATURE.

[voice] linefacer September 23 2011, 03:59:40 UTC

Yes, we humans are such delicate hothouse flowers. [can you hear her eyerolling.] It's a wonder we managed to evolve from primordial sludge in the first place.

[text] carcin0sis October 4 2011, 12:56:31 UTC

YES, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I ALWAYS SAID.

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