you'll think of something, bro? AND WHAT ALL EXACTLY IS THERE TO BE THINKING ABOUT? you're hurting my feelings with this, motherfucker. ALL UP AND TRAMPLING ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN EMOTIONS.
I AM NOT TAKING THIS CRAP, GAMZEE. I MEAN IT. IF SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLAP YOU ON THE FUCKING FACE WITH THE TOME 'HOW NOT TO BE A MURDEROUS PRESWEEP CLOWN ASSHOLE' THEN HOLY FUCKING SHITCLOCKS I WILL BE THAT ONE.
SO COME AT ME, BRO. because I might have just all been deciding to set some shit on fire. LIGHT UP A MOTHERFUCKIN PATHWAY FOR THE ARRIVAL OR YOUR MESSIAHS. and by that i mean me.
IF YOU SET ONE FUCKING THING ON FIRE AFTER WE JUST GOT FUCKING ICE NUKED BY A SKELETAL DRAGON I WILL GO FUCKING LUNATIC ON YOUR CLOWN ASS. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE. CAN THE BULLSHIT.
[It's so easy to talk big over text, but his heart is slamming in his chest again, and his hands shake as he types the message out. What's he going to do if he has to confront Gamzee again?]
FINE. IF IT'S GONNA BE THAT WAY. I'LL MEET YOU AT THE WELL. IF YOU BEAT ME, FINE. SET THE FUCKING TOWN ON FIRE. GOOD LUCK DEALING WITH ALL THE FURIOUS INHABITANTS HERE. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE ON THREE, FOUR, HELL, MAYBE EVEN TEN AT A TIME. BUT THERE'S NINETY OF THESE FUCKERS, AND SOME OF THEM HAVE SEEN WAY WORSE SHIT THAN YOU. BUT YOU WON'T GET PAST ME, GAMZEE. YOU WON'T EVEN LAY A FUCKING SCRATCH ON ME. I CAN GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE YOU THAT.
that's a laugh, best friend. THE DUCTS IN MY EYES ARE LITERALLY GETTING THEIR MOTHERFUCKIN FILL OF INDIGO RIGHT NOW. because i can't contain all this mirth. I WANT TO SEE YOU CHANGE MY MOTHERFUCKIN MIND.
[That's alright. Just give him literally a couple seconds and he can make his way there too.
The other troll soon appears just in Karkat's line of sight. He has Eridan's wand in his hand now. (Though oddly enough he'd been aiming for one of Dave's swords, but this would work too.)]
[He's surprised at the sudden appearance of Gamzee. The fear pricks his spine at the sight of him, but he tries to force it down. It's nothing like seeing Rawhead and Bloodybones, or that headless rider, or the Boabhan Sith sliding into his body and forcing him to drink Minako's blood...
... Except it's much worse, in a way, isn't it? This is Gamzee, after all. Karkat can't handle him being like that.
The urge to take one of his sickles from the strife specibus rose, but he keeps his hands jammed into his pockets. He was shaking, and doing a very bad job of looking nonchalant.]
AND WHAT ALL EXACTLY IS THERE TO BE THINKING ABOUT?
you're hurting my feelings with this, motherfucker.
ALL UP AND TRAMPLING ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN EMOTIONS.
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FUCK
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DAMMIT GAMZEE, STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING PSYCHO AND I WON'T NEED TO POST SHIT LIKE THIS!
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I AIN'T BEING NOTHING.
just your friendly local lawnring bringer of mirth. :o)
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I MEAN IT.
IF SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLAP YOU ON THE FUCKING FACE WITH THE TOME 'HOW NOT TO BE A MURDEROUS PRESWEEP CLOWN ASSHOLE' THEN HOLY FUCKING SHITCLOCKS I WILL BE THAT ONE.
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is that a threat, best friend?
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NO. IT'S NOT A THREAT.
IT'S A FUCKING PROMISE.
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because I might have just all been deciding to set some shit on fire.
LIGHT UP A MOTHERFUCKIN PATHWAY FOR THE ARRIVAL OR YOUR MESSIAHS.
and by that i mean me.
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DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
CAN THE BULLSHIT.
[It's so easy to talk big over text, but his heart is slamming in his chest again, and his hands shake as he types the message out. What's he going to do if he has to confront Gamzee again?]
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let's dry the motherfuckin place out.
SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKIN WOOD TO GO.
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IF IT'S GONNA BE THAT WAY.
I'LL MEET YOU AT THE WELL.
IF YOU BEAT ME, FINE. SET THE FUCKING TOWN ON FIRE. GOOD LUCK DEALING WITH ALL THE FURIOUS INHABITANTS HERE.
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE ON THREE, FOUR, HELL, MAYBE EVEN TEN AT A TIME.
BUT THERE'S NINETY OF THESE FUCKERS, AND SOME OF THEM HAVE SEEN WAY WORSE SHIT THAN YOU.
BUT YOU WON'T GET PAST ME, GAMZEE.
YOU WON'T EVEN LAY A FUCKING SCRATCH ON ME. I CAN GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE YOU THAT.
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THE DUCTS IN MY EYES ARE LITERALLY GETTING THEIR MOTHERFUCKIN FILL OF INDIGO RIGHT NOW.
because i can't contain all this mirth.
I WANT TO SEE YOU CHANGE MY MOTHERFUCKIN MIND.
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[That's alright. Just give him literally a couple seconds and he can make his way there too.
The other troll soon appears just in Karkat's line of sight. He has Eridan's wand in his hand now. (Though oddly enough he'd been aiming for one of Dave's swords, but this would work too.)]
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... Except it's much worse, in a way, isn't it? This is Gamzee, after all. Karkat can't handle him being like that.
The urge to take one of his sickles from the strife specibus rose, but he keeps his hands jammed into his pockets. He was shaking, and doing a very bad job of looking nonchalant.]
About - about fucking time, Gamzee.
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[He takes his time walking toward him, a light sway to his step.]
Look at you, being all speedy and shit.
YOU A MOTHERFUCKIN' CHEATER, BRO?
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Fuck that. I just got here first.
[He gives a shrug, which is a lot more forced than he wants it to look.]
Well?
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