A BIG, FLAYED THING THAT LIVES IN THE CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS. AT MIDNIGHT HE COMES OUT OF THE CUPBOARD AND STALKS KIDS WHO AREN'T IN BED, UNLESS THEY HAVE PERMISSION TO BE UP LATE. GAMZEE KILLED HIM WITH AN IRON SICKLE A WHILE BACK, BUT HE CAME BACK THE NEXT NIGHT. HE'S BASICALLY A NOOKSUFFERING ASSWIPE THAT MAKES YOU AFRAID OF HIM.
Sounds lovely. So anyone under the age of 21, huh? What if you're kind of ...physically 20 but actually 22? Or something like that. [No really, this is relevant.]
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DOUCHEBAGS CAN'T POSSIBLY KNOW ABOUT THIS. IT'S COMMON FUCKING KNOWLEDGE. YES, THAT'S WHY THAT VOICE TELLS YOU TO GO TO BED. WHEN YOU'RE IN WHEREVER THE FUCK YOUR BED IS, HE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. IF NOT, HE'LL STALK AND KILL YOU.
[ ... right. Minako remembers their not-so-fortunate adventures with the Baobhan Sith, but decides to not bright it up. It isn't needed either way. Instead.. ]
Huh, you're not doing half bad as the leader! [ She grins, giving a mock salute. ]
NO, THAT SCREECHING HARPY IS A HUMAN TEENAGER. YOU'D NEED TO ASK SOMEONE ELSE. BUT YOU'RE ON MORNING AND DAY SHIFTS ANYWAY SO IT'S NOT LIKE IT MATTERS.
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THAT WAS THE POINT OF TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THE THINGS THERE.
GLAD TO SEE YOU CAUGHT ON.
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What's Rawhead and Bloodybones?
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AT MIDNIGHT HE COMES OUT OF THE CUPBOARD AND STALKS KIDS WHO AREN'T IN BED, UNLESS THEY HAVE PERMISSION TO BE UP LATE.
GAMZEE KILLED HIM WITH AN IRON SICKLE A WHILE BACK, BUT HE CAME BACK THE NEXT NIGHT.
HE'S BASICALLY A NOOKSUFFERING ASSWIPE THAT MAKES YOU AFRAID OF HIM.
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Sounds lovely. So anyone under the age of 21, huh? What if you're kind of ...physically 20 but actually 22? Or something like that. [No really, this is relevant.]
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So about this permission from an adult thing. I didn't know about that. Is that why the terrifying voice tells me to go to bed all the time?
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IT'S COMMON FUCKING KNOWLEDGE.
YES, THAT'S WHY THAT VOICE TELLS YOU TO GO TO BED. WHEN YOU'RE IN WHEREVER THE FUCK YOUR BED IS, HE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.
IF NOT, HE'LL STALK AND KILL YOU.
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Huh, you're not doing half bad as the leader! [ She grins, giving a mock salute. ]
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<3
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Well, someone's got to tell you it the way it is, huh? I'm here to back you up!
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I DON'T WANT ANY CLASHES ON MY WATCH.
FUCK.
GODDAMMIT.
I COMMAND YOU TO IGNORE THAT APPALLING PUN.
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YOU'D NEED TO ASK SOMEONE ELSE.
BUT YOU'RE ON MORNING AND DAY SHIFTS ANYWAY SO IT'S NOT LIKE IT MATTERS.
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