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ANY ISSUES OR CONCERNS CAN BE MADE TO KARKAT VANTAS OR THE HUGE IDIOT JOHN EGBERT, BOTH OF WHOM CAN BE REACHED EASILY OVER THE COMMUNICATORS.
ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 HUMAN YEARS MUST HAVE PERMISSION FROM AN 'ADULT' TO BE UP FOR THE NIGHT SHIFTS. SUCKS THAT MOST OF OUR NOCTORUNAL WORKERS ARE UNDER THAT AGE. FUCKING RAWHEAD AND BLOODYBONES.
CREATURES OF IMPORT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT:
THE VILLAGE
- THE MAIN ISSUE HERE IS THAT THERE ARE A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF REDCAPS WHO ATTACK AT ANY HOUR OF THE DAY. THEY ARE SMALL CREATURES WITH BRIGHT RED CAPS, AND ATTACK WITH A VARIETY OF SMALL AND POINTY WEAPONRY. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE SMALL. YOU‘D AVOID A KICK FROM A HEAVILY MUSCLED HUMAN OF SIGNIFICANT HEIGHT, WOULDN‘T YOU? NOW IMAGINE THE SAME FORCE OF THAT KICK, BUT CONCENTRATED ONTO AN AERA THE SIDE OF A PINPRICK. NOW IMAGINE THOSE ALL OVER YOUR BODY, BECAUSE THAT’S HOW FAST THESE HIDEOUS NUBFLAPS MOVE. THE PLUS SIDE IS THAT THEY FADE IF YOU MANAGE TO GRAB ONE AND PRESS IRON TO THEIR FLESH, SO NO ONE GO OUT WITHOUT ANY IRON. TRY NOT TO GO OUT ON YOUR OWN, AND I WANT ONE PAIR OF THE WATCH SHIFT TO STAY IN OR AROUND THE VILLAGE AT ALL TIMES. KEEP COMMUNICATORS CLOSE, AND IF YOU SEE A GROUP OF MORE THAN FIVE BEFORE THEY SEE YOU, LEAVE AND ALERT THE WATCH. THAT‘S WHAT WE‘RE HERE FOR. KEEPING THE SAFETY OF LUCKY ASSHOLES LIKE YOU.
- THERE IS A BEAUTIFUL FEMALE WEARING GREEN THAT HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE VILLAGE. DO. NOT. APPROACH. HER. IF YOU SEE HER AS THE SAME RACE AS YOU, WEAR YOUR ROWAN CROWN, OR LOOK AT HER THROUGH ONE OF THE WITCH-STONES. IF SHE CHANGES FORM THEN, GET AS CLOSE TO SOME IRON AS SOON AS YOU CAN. THIS IS THE BAOBHAN SITH, AND THIS HIDEOUSLY PRETTY HAG WANTS TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD. OF COURSE, SHE DOESN‘T DO IT WITH FANGS LIKE ANY REGULAR RIDICULOUS RAINBOW DRINKER FROM A TROLL ANNE RICE NOVEL; SHE DOES IT THROUGH HER NAILS. WHICH ARE LIKE KNIVES, BY THE WAY. AGAIN, IF YOU SEE HER, ALERT THE WATCH. THIS CREATURE IS EXTREMELY STRONG AND WILL KILL YOU.
THE LOCH/LAKE
- YOU MAY HEAR SINGING WHEN YOU GO DOWN TO THE SHORES OF THE LOCH. DO NOT WEAR YOUR ROWAN CROWN IF YOU HEAR THIS. YOU WILL BE VERY TEMPTED TO FIND THE SOURCE OF THE SINGING WITHOUT IT, BUT WITH IT ON, YOU WON‘T BE ABLE TO RESIST. IF YOU‘RE A DUMBASS AND GO DOWN ANYWAY, YOU‘LL FALL PREY TO SOMETHING WE LIKE TO CALL THE ‘FIDEAL‘. SHE‘S A REALLY SAD, LONELY LADY WHO WANTS TO TAKE YOU HOME. AND BY TAKE YOU HOME I MEAN FILL YOUR FUCKING BREATHSACS WITH WATER AND DROWN YOU. IF YOU HEAR SINGING, JUST HEAD AWAY FROM THE WATER.
- THERE IS A RELATIVELY STRONG CHANCE THAT YOU WILL FIND A REALLY PISSED OFF HOOFBEAST/HORSE WHEN YOU GO NEAR THE LOCH. AVOID ATTACKING IT HEAD ON; IT‘S THE EACH USIGE, AND I‘VE SEEN IT BITE THROUGH STEEL. LONG RANGE FOR THE BEST HERE.
- DON‘T TOUCH THE WHITE THINGS UNDER THE WATER, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING WANT TO. YOU‘LL FREEZE TO DEATH, OR AT LEAST GET SO NOOK-SCARRINGLY COLD THAT YOU‘LL WISH YOU DIED.
MOUNTAIN AREA
- REPORTS OF HOBYAH HAVE BEEN CIRCULATING FOR A WHILE NOW. HOBYAH ARE PRETTY STRONG GOBLINS THAT LIKE TO SWARM AND ATTACK THE SHIT OUT OF THINGS. IF YOU NEED TO GO UP TO THE MOUNTAINS, ALERT THE MEMBERS OF THE WATCH, AND THEY‘LL TAKE YOU UP WHEN THEY SEARCH THAT AREA
THE STONES
- THE BLACK DOGS ARE HANGING AROUND THESE. ON THE RARE CHANCE WE’VE SEEN THE STONES WITHOUT ONE OF THE DOGS THERE, THERE’S BEEN SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING FREAKY HANGING OUT IN THERE. IF YOU DON’T SEE THE DOGS, DON’T GO CLOSE.
REMEMBER THAT INFORMATION ON THE FAE CAN BE FOUND IN THE BESTIARY BOOK IN THE TOWN HALL.
LIKE I SAID BEFORE, THERE WILL BE A WATCH MEETING HELD, AS USUAL, IN THE TOWN HALL ON THE 27TH OF THE MONTH. IT’LL START FROM 6PM AND WILL BE BROADCAST SO ANYONE WHO DOESN’T ATTEND CAN HEAR THE IMPORTANT SHIT THEY COULDN’T BOTHER THEIR LAZY ASSES TO GO HEAR ABOUT IN PERSON. NORMALLY, IT WOULD BE FOR THE LOSERS WHO DREW A STRAW FOR THE LATE SHIFT THEN TOO, BUT I’M CALLING OFF THE EVENING SHIFT ON THAT DAY SO THAT EVERY MEMBER OF THE WATCH IS PRESENT. WE NEED TO SORT OUT WHAT’S GOING TO BE DONE IN THE LONG TERM.
IF YOU’VE GOT ANY ISSUES, CONTACT ME HERE. HOWEVER, IF THE ISSUES ARE ‘KARKAT YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO LEAD THE WATCH’ YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL THE WATCH MEETING. I WILL BAN YOUR MORONIC SHIT-SPEWING MOUTHS FROM COMMENTING TO THIS POSTS IF THAT STARTS UP.
ANY ISSUES OR CONCERNS CAN BE MADE TO KARKAT VANTAS OR THE HUGE IDIOT JOHN EGBERT, BOTH OF WHOM CAN BE REACHED EASILY OVER THE COMMUNICATORS.
ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 HUMAN YEARS MUST HAVE PERMISSION FROM AN 'ADULT' TO BE UP FOR THE NIGHT SHIFTS. SUCKS THAT MOST OF OUR NOCTORUNAL WORKERS ARE UNDER THAT AGE. FUCKING RAWHEAD AND BLOODYBONES.
CREATURES OF IMPORT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT:
THE VILLAGE
- THE MAIN ISSUE HERE IS THAT THERE ARE A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF REDCAPS WHO ATTACK AT ANY HOUR OF THE DAY. THEY ARE SMALL CREATURES WITH BRIGHT RED CAPS, AND ATTACK WITH A VARIETY OF SMALL AND POINTY WEAPONRY. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE SMALL. YOU‘D AVOID A KICK FROM A HEAVILY MUSCLED HUMAN OF SIGNIFICANT HEIGHT, WOULDN‘T YOU? NOW IMAGINE THE SAME FORCE OF THAT KICK, BUT CONCENTRATED ONTO AN AERA THE SIDE OF A PINPRICK. NOW IMAGINE THOSE ALL OVER YOUR BODY, BECAUSE THAT’S HOW FAST THESE HIDEOUS NUBFLAPS MOVE. THE PLUS SIDE IS THAT THEY FADE IF YOU MANAGE TO GRAB ONE AND PRESS IRON TO THEIR FLESH, SO NO ONE GO OUT WITHOUT ANY IRON. TRY NOT TO GO OUT ON YOUR OWN, AND I WANT ONE PAIR OF THE WATCH SHIFT TO STAY IN OR AROUND THE VILLAGE AT ALL TIMES. KEEP COMMUNICATORS CLOSE, AND IF YOU SEE A GROUP OF MORE THAN FIVE BEFORE THEY SEE YOU, LEAVE AND ALERT THE WATCH. THAT‘S WHAT WE‘RE HERE FOR. KEEPING THE SAFETY OF LUCKY ASSHOLES LIKE YOU.
- THERE IS A BEAUTIFUL FEMALE WEARING GREEN THAT HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE VILLAGE. DO. NOT. APPROACH. HER. IF YOU SEE HER AS THE SAME RACE AS YOU, WEAR YOUR ROWAN CROWN, OR LOOK AT HER THROUGH ONE OF THE WITCH-STONES. IF SHE CHANGES FORM THEN, GET AS CLOSE TO SOME IRON AS SOON AS YOU CAN. THIS IS THE BAOBHAN SITH, AND THIS HIDEOUSLY PRETTY HAG WANTS TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD. OF COURSE, SHE DOESN‘T DO IT WITH FANGS LIKE ANY REGULAR RIDICULOUS RAINBOW DRINKER FROM A TROLL ANNE RICE NOVEL; SHE DOES IT THROUGH HER NAILS. WHICH ARE LIKE KNIVES, BY THE WAY. AGAIN, IF YOU SEE HER, ALERT THE WATCH. THIS CREATURE IS EXTREMELY STRONG AND WILL KILL YOU.
THE LOCH/LAKE
- YOU MAY HEAR SINGING WHEN YOU GO DOWN TO THE SHORES OF THE LOCH. DO NOT WEAR YOUR ROWAN CROWN IF YOU HEAR THIS. YOU WILL BE VERY TEMPTED TO FIND THE SOURCE OF THE SINGING WITHOUT IT, BUT WITH IT ON, YOU WON‘T BE ABLE TO RESIST. IF YOU‘RE A DUMBASS AND GO DOWN ANYWAY, YOU‘LL FALL PREY TO SOMETHING WE LIKE TO CALL THE ‘FIDEAL‘. SHE‘S A REALLY SAD, LONELY LADY WHO WANTS TO TAKE YOU HOME. AND BY TAKE YOU HOME I MEAN FILL YOUR FUCKING BREATHSACS WITH WATER AND DROWN YOU. IF YOU HEAR SINGING, JUST HEAD AWAY FROM THE WATER.
- THERE IS A RELATIVELY STRONG CHANCE THAT YOU WILL FIND A REALLY PISSED OFF HOOFBEAST/HORSE WHEN YOU GO NEAR THE LOCH. AVOID ATTACKING IT HEAD ON; IT‘S THE EACH USIGE, AND I‘VE SEEN IT BITE THROUGH STEEL. LONG RANGE FOR THE BEST HERE.
- DON‘T TOUCH THE WHITE THINGS UNDER THE WATER, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING WANT TO. YOU‘LL FREEZE TO DEATH, OR AT LEAST GET SO NOOK-SCARRINGLY COLD THAT YOU‘LL WISH YOU DIED.
MOUNTAIN AREA
- REPORTS OF HOBYAH HAVE BEEN CIRCULATING FOR A WHILE NOW. HOBYAH ARE PRETTY STRONG GOBLINS THAT LIKE TO SWARM AND ATTACK THE SHIT OUT OF THINGS. IF YOU NEED TO GO UP TO THE MOUNTAINS, ALERT THE MEMBERS OF THE WATCH, AND THEY‘LL TAKE YOU UP WHEN THEY SEARCH THAT AREA
THE STONES
- THE BLACK DOGS ARE HANGING AROUND THESE. ON THE RARE CHANCE WE’VE SEEN THE STONES WITHOUT ONE OF THE DOGS THERE, THERE’S BEEN SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING FREAKY HANGING OUT IN THERE. IF YOU DON’T SEE THE DOGS, DON’T GO CLOSE.
REMEMBER THAT INFORMATION ON THE FAE CAN BE FOUND IN THE BESTIARY BOOK IN THE TOWN HALL.
LIKE I SAID BEFORE, THERE WILL BE A WATCH MEETING HELD, AS USUAL, IN THE TOWN HALL ON THE 27TH OF THE MONTH. IT’LL START FROM 6PM AND WILL BE BROADCAST SO ANYONE WHO DOESN’T ATTEND CAN HEAR THE IMPORTANT SHIT THEY COULDN’T BOTHER THEIR LAZY ASSES TO GO HEAR ABOUT IN PERSON. NORMALLY, IT WOULD BE FOR THE LOSERS WHO DREW A STRAW FOR THE LATE SHIFT THEN TOO, BUT I’M CALLING OFF THE EVENING SHIFT ON THAT DAY SO THAT EVERY MEMBER OF THE WATCH IS PRESENT. WE NEED TO SORT OUT WHAT’S GOING TO BE DONE IN THE LONG TERM.
IF YOU’VE GOT ANY ISSUES, CONTACT ME HERE. HOWEVER, IF THE ISSUES ARE ‘KARKAT YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO LEAD THE WATCH’ YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL THE WATCH MEETING. I WILL BAN YOUR MORONIC SHIT-SPEWING MOUTHS FROM COMMENTING TO THIS POSTS IF THAT STARTS UP.