AHAHAHAHA awesome.

OMG HI.
can you hold midnight cause i just heard the pheasants got loose! Apparently the pheasant cage is open! C'MOOOOON!
Rach: pssst.
Me: Yes?
Rach: omg she's so old.
Me: **Tyrannosaurus anoREXic impression**

I like to wear my Fendi scarf when i get out of the shower. Who do you think you are, Fendi McGee?!

AH, GROW UP!

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