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[scurvee]

Dear Laziness:

Please stop me from being such a messy asshole. Thanks to you, now I can’t find my iPod. Those pants I’m wearing need to be washed, dammit. Oh, and change the fucking batteries in my toothbrush.

Love, Me

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Hi Laina, it’s your cousin Marissa.

[anonymous]

How are you? Vanessa gave me your live journal name. How are Chuckie and Emma? I was wondering if my favorite cousin (you) got the newspaper on Sunday, because I wanted the Hermione poster that’s in the USA weekend, but since we live in California, we only get stupid Harry. The east coast gets ugly ron and the west coast gets harry, who’s better, but Illinois gets hermione, whos the best. It’s in the newspaper next Sunday, on November 6. I love you, Laina! I always liked you better than our other cousins. Youre the favorite. My whole family adores you. You looked beautiful on your wedding day. You have good taste in cats. Could you please save the Hermione poster and send it to our address? If you forgot our address, call our phone number. If your forgot our phone number, just ask thor. Have a nice day.

Love, Marissa

[bellacrow]

*waves* friended you, hope you like the mead!

[scurvee]

Thanks for the mead again! Its still waiting to be tried...added you back :-)

[oneirophage]

Laina Koppel?