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Dear Laziness:
Please stop me from being such a messy asshole. Thanks to you, now I can’t find my iPod. Those pants I’m wearing need to be washed, dammit. Oh, and change the fucking batteries in my toothbrush.
Love, Me
Please stop me from being such a messy asshole. Thanks to you, now I can’t find my iPod. Those pants I’m wearing need to be washed, dammit. Oh, and change the fucking batteries in my toothbrush.
Love, Me