Comments | screwyoubob: Well, That Could Have Gone Better 017

screwyoubob

Well, That Could Have Gone Better 017

Feb 10, 2009 16:35

Uhm, I know everyone here has different holidays they like to celebrate and most people don't care about another culture's holidays but in a few days it'll be the Decantation Day of Kraliyt'pourex'llax Brizzirptuyrq'turg which is my favourite holiday ever so I was thinking that we could have a midnight fireworks-and-food thing on deck one on the ( Read more... )

decantation day, holidays, yay!, i can do this

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rdmcatpaw February 11 2009, 00:56:49 UTC

What do you do on Kraliyt'pourex'llax Brizzirptuyrq'turg day, Baij?

screwyoubob February 11 2009, 01:00:07 UTC

You give gifts and you spend time with your genetic line who you're fond of and you eat a lot! And they show those stupid specials on the television.

rdmcatpaw February 11 2009, 01:01:24 UTC

...Television?

screwyoubob February 11 2009, 01:05:24 UTC

You know, like--oh right, you're from one of those low-tech places uhmmmm I'll show you later, okay?

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morequartersplz February 11 2009, 00:58:49 UTC

What kind of holiday involves math?

screwyoubob February 11 2009, 01:01:01 UTC

Only my favourite holiday of the year!

morequartersplz February 11 2009, 01:02:11 UTC

Yeah...normally holidays mean I don't hafta do homework.

screwyoubob February 11 2009, 01:06:22 UTC

Why would you have to do homework on Decantation Day?

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of_therebellion February 11 2009, 00:59:56 UTC

What exactly was decreed on Kraliyt'pourex'llax Brizzirptuyrq'turg?

screwyoubob February 11 2009, 01:00:41 UTC

Huh? No, no, Decantation Day was the day Kraliyt'pourex'llax Brizzirptuyrq'turg was decanted!

of_therebellion February 11 2009, 01:10:27 UTC

Now I'm sorry I ask...Oh well...

Then who or what was Kraliyt'pourex'llax Brizzirptuyrq'turg? And why was it decanted?

screwyoubob February 11 2009, 01:12:45 UTC

Kraliyt'pourex'llax Brizzirptuyrq'turg was the greatest mathematician ever! She proved a whole bunch of difficult axioms and came up with the formula for faster than light travel! And she was decanted in three days, a few hundred years ago. You know, taken out of her jar?

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lilyground February 11 2009, 01:01:50 UTC

What's K... that thing?

screwyoubob February 11 2009, 01:03:37 UTC

Oh my God, Kraliyt'pourex'llax Brizzirptuyrq'turg was the best mathematician ever! She was the one who proved a whole bunch of axioms and also came up with the formula for faster than light space travel!

She's my hero.

lilyground February 11 2009, 01:08:11 UTC

Wooow... really?

What's an axiom?

screwyoubob February 11 2009, 01:11:32 UTC

An axiom is a mathematical statement that serves as a starting point from which other statements are logically derived! They're not proven, but they're just assumed to be true, so proving an axiom is, like, the greatest thing ever.

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fidbadach February 11 2009, 01:09:19 UTC

What's a decantation?

screwyoubob February 11 2009, 01:09:58 UTC

It's the day you're taken out of your jar, of course!

fidbadach February 11 2009, 01:11:53 UTC

I'm not in a jar!

screwyoubob February 11 2009, 01:13:01 UTC

Well, not anymore!

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