MM: Room 7 - Louisana Purchase ("Will that be Credit or Debit?")
HOOOBOY. Did I pull a Hoodini or WHAT?!
Granted there's a long, contrived explination for that, but I'll sum it up in one word that I'm sure EVERYONE understands.
Life.
But whatev, I always planned on returning to this, I just needed the moment and the motivation.
...funny how it came while I was dying my hair. XD;
Also, on another compeltely random note, my 'temporary' move has become not so temporary, but for all the right reasons. Woo! Go Eugene, Oregon!
ANYWAY.
Last time we had the epically short room, dealing with trains and construction, oh my!
Now we get to go SHOPPING.
Shopping for what, I hear my dear readers asking!
For LAND!
And again, no longer lazy. :P
Previous Episodes
Back: Room 6
Forward: Room 8
This all seems so...familiar!
Y HALO THAR, JEFFERSON. 8D
...didn't we JUST talk to him like two rooms ago? This is about where I start wishing that the game itself would give the characters some record of where you'd already been, so needless information wasn't repeated.
That is a pathetically short info box.
..uh, YEAH! Sure, let's go with that.
From a galaxy far, far away in a time long, long ago?
Eesh, rude much?
Onoes~!
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! NO ONE!
...apparently no one expects the French, either.
*faceplam*
Well I guess that's me, then, since Mr. Bond won't be imagined for another hundred+ years.
Oh goody goody! I'm Speshul!
...you just have to push it, doncha Kid?
OHHH, denied.
Sonofa- Are you ALL incompetent when it comes to maps?!
At least this one isn't in a million pieces. ...where the fuck is Tuscaloosa? o.O;
Answer found after Google-ing: Ohhh, Alabama. Right.
dum de do...
Alllmoooost...
Ding!
Gee I couldn't tell from the name "LOUISANA" right over it.
Random final shot of the map. Not sure why I took that...
Yoink!
My Note from Jefferson can beat up your Note from Jefferson!
HAI RANDOM PEOPLE!
Well biscuts...
Wuhoh, what'd I walk in on?
Well that doesn't sound very good. o_o
This from a kid who's turned breaking and entering, vandalism, and theift in to a heroic art!
Touche, hat man.
Uh...I plead the fifth? Don't shoot me. ._.
And if he doesn't listen to me, riot all you want! I'll just come back and try the room. >.>;
Um. I stand for Truth, Justice, and the American Way?
Hah. I have a letter, you untrustworthy jerk.
Yeaaah, what now biznatch!
Better freakin' trust me.
Which means some time next week after I find it buried beneath my crumpled up Chemestry homework.
Gasp!
Gimmie that...
Oh, I hear that's a lovely vacation spot this time of year!
O_O
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, KID.
Good fer you. What do ya what, a damn medal?
Damnit, is everyone in this game gonna take my stuff?!
Siiigh. Fine. Lessie... how about a knife?
Thanks, I think. ...I like my knife, mister. T_T
Hah. You should have a talk with that con man back in the Ellis Island exhibit. He could learn a thing or two from you.
Woot!
Nab!
Makes me a little sad you can't ever actually read these things...
Zoomj back to Jefferson!
Oops. Wrong click. XD
*awkward salute!*
AMAZING. I'm not going ANYWHERE.
More more more. Gawd, they're like porn stars...only without the fun!
Woot!
Sigh. A hero's work is never done...
...
And yet he never actually leaves...
>.> ...odd little man.
Um. Is that what you want to believe, because I can totally tell you that I am. Won't make it TRUE however...
Who here wants to bet Kid has a TERRIBLE French accent?
Left to my own devices. This can't be a good thing.
Which of course autmoatically means 'lets look for incriminating evidence!'
AUGH. AGAIN?!
Liar.
Uh. Sure?
Indeed!
Poink!
*sneak away*
Here ya go Mister President Sir!
Aw, but rebels are awesome! Why you gotta hate the awesome folk, hu?
Hot damn. I'd love to be able to buy a city.
Ahaha, you cheeky bastard.
You do that. Just don't expect me to be around for it.
... I really hope he's not insinuating he's tried to buy a city before. That would almost be as :F worthy as the whole 'took my dad's car apart' comment.
Alright, alright, but you owe me. I really want those damn plates for my bike now!
That is just a tad... creepy.
And of course he doesn't give me an answer. Ahwell, off to purchase a whole damn city!
Hello again!
Indeed I do!
I'm totally the last resort. Can't you tell?
You -think-? Wow. Way to sound confident, Kid.
Ahm in ur land, buyin ur cities
*low whistle*
Yeah it is...
Well I think- ...waitWHAT?! You're asking ME?!
AAAUGH! THE PRESSURE! ITS TOO MUCH! *splode*
You make this sound WAY too easy.
I went and checked GameFAQs for this one. Like hell I was gonna do it without consulting a walk through. XD
Anyway, the answer is no, 'cause you have to bargan with him and make him drop the price, but he'll only do it once.
STOP PUTTING THE SPOTLIGHT ON ME. T_T
Seriously, quit with the TV jokes...
So this one, obviously, is supposed to be the right choice.
Ahaha. I have a few ideas. >)
...man, there goes my idea for the world's biggest theme park...
AGAIN with food... man, you shoulda packed a lunch you dumb ass...
I switched computers between my last entry and this one, so I have to do some further organizing and downloading of stuff before I can continue on, but there will be a new adventure soon!
Until then, Ciao!
Granted there's a long, contrived explination for that, but I'll sum it up in one word that I'm sure EVERYONE understands.
Life.
But whatev, I always planned on returning to this, I just needed the moment and the motivation.
...funny how it came while I was dying my hair. XD;
Also, on another compeltely random note, my 'temporary' move has become not so temporary, but for all the right reasons. Woo! Go Eugene, Oregon!
ANYWAY.
Last time we had the epically short room, dealing with trains and construction, oh my!
Now we get to go SHOPPING.
Shopping for what, I hear my dear readers asking!
For LAND!
And again, no longer lazy. :P
Previous Episodes
Back: Room 6
Forward: Room 8
This all seems so...familiar!
Y HALO THAR, JEFFERSON. 8D
...didn't we JUST talk to him like two rooms ago? This is about where I start wishing that the game itself would give the characters some record of where you'd already been, so needless information wasn't repeated.
That is a pathetically short info box.
..uh, YEAH! Sure, let's go with that.
From a galaxy far, far away in a time long, long ago?
Eesh, rude much?
Onoes~!
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! NO ONE!
...apparently no one expects the French, either.
*faceplam*
Well I guess that's me, then, since Mr. Bond won't be imagined for another hundred+ years.
Oh goody goody! I'm Speshul!
...you just have to push it, doncha Kid?
OHHH, denied.
Sonofa- Are you ALL incompetent when it comes to maps?!
At least this one isn't in a million pieces. ...where the fuck is Tuscaloosa? o.O;
Answer found after Google-ing: Ohhh, Alabama. Right.
dum de do...
Alllmoooost...
Ding!
Gee I couldn't tell from the name "LOUISANA" right over it.
Random final shot of the map. Not sure why I took that...
Yoink!
My Note from Jefferson can beat up your Note from Jefferson!
HAI RANDOM PEOPLE!
Well biscuts...
Wuhoh, what'd I walk in on?
Well that doesn't sound very good. o_o
This from a kid who's turned breaking and entering, vandalism, and theift in to a heroic art!
Touche, hat man.
Uh...I plead the fifth? Don't shoot me. ._.
And if he doesn't listen to me, riot all you want! I'll just come back and try the room. >.>;
Um. I stand for Truth, Justice, and the American Way?
Hah. I have a letter, you untrustworthy jerk.
Yeaaah, what now biznatch!
Better freakin' trust me.
Which means some time next week after I find it buried beneath my crumpled up Chemestry homework.
Gasp!
Gimmie that...
Oh, I hear that's a lovely vacation spot this time of year!
O_O
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, KID.
Good fer you. What do ya what, a damn medal?
Damnit, is everyone in this game gonna take my stuff?!
Siiigh. Fine. Lessie... how about a knife?
Thanks, I think. ...I like my knife, mister. T_T
Hah. You should have a talk with that con man back in the Ellis Island exhibit. He could learn a thing or two from you.
Woot!
Nab!
Makes me a little sad you can't ever actually read these things...
Zoomj back to Jefferson!
Oops. Wrong click. XD
*awkward salute!*
AMAZING. I'm not going ANYWHERE.
More more more. Gawd, they're like porn stars...only without the fun!
Woot!
Sigh. A hero's work is never done...
...
And yet he never actually leaves...
>.> ...odd little man.
Um. Is that what you want to believe, because I can totally tell you that I am. Won't make it TRUE however...
Who here wants to bet Kid has a TERRIBLE French accent?
Left to my own devices. This can't be a good thing.
Which of course autmoatically means 'lets look for incriminating evidence!'
AUGH. AGAIN?!
Liar.
Uh. Sure?
Indeed!
Poink!
*sneak away*
Here ya go Mister President Sir!
Aw, but rebels are awesome! Why you gotta hate the awesome folk, hu?
Hot damn. I'd love to be able to buy a city.
Ahaha, you cheeky bastard.
You do that. Just don't expect me to be around for it.
... I really hope he's not insinuating he's tried to buy a city before. That would almost be as :F worthy as the whole 'took my dad's car apart' comment.
Alright, alright, but you owe me. I really want those damn plates for my bike now!
That is just a tad... creepy.
And of course he doesn't give me an answer. Ahwell, off to purchase a whole damn city!
Hello again!
Indeed I do!
I'm totally the last resort. Can't you tell?
You -think-? Wow. Way to sound confident, Kid.
Ahm in ur land, buyin ur cities
*low whistle*
Yeah it is...
Well I think- ...waitWHAT?! You're asking ME?!
AAAUGH! THE PRESSURE! ITS TOO MUCH! *splode*
You make this sound WAY too easy.
I went and checked GameFAQs for this one. Like hell I was gonna do it without consulting a walk through. XD
Anyway, the answer is no, 'cause you have to bargan with him and make him drop the price, but he'll only do it once.
STOP PUTTING THE SPOTLIGHT ON ME. T_T
Seriously, quit with the TV jokes...
So this one, obviously, is supposed to be the right choice.
Ahaha. I have a few ideas. >)
...man, there goes my idea for the world's biggest theme park...
AGAIN with food... man, you shoulda packed a lunch you dumb ass...
I switched computers between my last entry and this one, so I have to do some further organizing and downloading of stuff before I can continue on, but there will be a new adventure soon!
Until then, Ciao!