Comments | screamlet: kind of but not really fic: academy, yo

screamlet

kind of but not really fic: academy, yo

Jun 30, 2010 20:26

A deleted scene from The House of Amanda, featuring those chats Spock and Amanda would have while he was at the academy:

zlot: like, until i read house of amanda i didn't think about it, but obviously spock comms home and is just like VENT VENT VENT

zlot: and amanda loves it because it is so unvulcan that he's easily po'd

screamlet: ASKJFHSKDJGHG

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series: crackalicious academy days, this is not fic

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screamlet July 1 2010, 02:41:23 UTC

amanda: ONE MORE IDIOM FOR YOU, MY DEAREST, DARLING BABY BOY:
amanda: T-M-I. J-F-C.

lavender_basil July 1 2010, 02:28:42 UTC

screamlet: 'WITH MY GENITALIA.'

screamlet: 'DOES THE PHRASE STILL APPLY?'

Am sorry. Iz dead from the funny!

But, really, the idea of Spock comming home? AMAZING!

screamlet July 1 2010, 02:42:42 UTC

Godddddd if I'm bored I'll work on 'LOL MORE CONVERSATIONS AMANDA AND SPOCK HAD!!!'

WHY IS THIS CRACK SO GOOD JFC

lavender_basil July 1 2010, 17:59:35 UTC

This crack is so good because you are writing it. D'uh! ;)

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screamlet July 1 2010, 04:34:43 UTC

I'm sensing a theme here, IS IT PREGNANT LADIES?? WHY?

Hahahaha Amanda is not a psychotherapist. She will just accept the blatant homoeroticism for what it is: YAY SPOCK ISN'T GOING TO MARRY THAT T'PRING GIRL.

omfg that would be so fucked up if she actually lived -- I mean, YAY but also :| way to cancel out the effect of Spock being broken up about shit etc.! Hmmm but I do love Amanda...

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screamlet July 1 2010, 11:25:51 UTC

HAHAHAHA I love your juvenile method of revenge!!!! I WOULD PROBABLY DO THE SAME.

.......what a good question!!! omfg I bet like, Amanda was all, SAREK, WE SHOULD TALK TO SPOCK ABOUT SEX and he's like, UH HE LEARNED THAT AT SCHOOL -- BIOLOGY CLASS, DUH? and then she's like WELL LET'S MAKE SURE!!! And she's like, SPOCK, WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM? And Spock's like, THE VAGINAL CANAL. PRIOR TO THAT, THE FETUS WAS LODGED IN THE UTERUS FEEDING OFF ---- and then Amanda laughed for years. And cried out of relief that school had taken all the awkwardness out of it. And then she became concerned when Spock showed her a spreadsheet he had designed of potential mates in his class, ranked according to lack of genetic imperfections. DOES THAT HELP?

skjdhfg I am b& from all happy places. THUS, I BECOME MY OWN HAPPY PLACE.

oliveoyl July 1 2010, 03:33:56 UTC

I love us.

screamlet July 1 2010, 04:29:32 UTC

ILU