A deleted scene from
The House of Amanda, featuring those chats Spock and Amanda would have while he was at the academy:
zlot: like, until i read house of amanda i didn't think about it, but obviously spock comms home and is just like VENT VENT VENT
zlot: and amanda loves it because it is so unvulcan that he's easily po'd
screamlet: ASKJFHSKDJGHG
screamlet: I KNOW
screamlet: not going to lie
screamlet: i loved writing that
screamlet: spock being like
screamlet: OH MY GOD
screamlet: MOTHER
screamlet: THIS BOY
screamlet: AT SCHOOL
screamlet: HE DRIVES ME MAD
zlot: um
zlot: THIS KID
zlot: I WANT TO FUCK HIM. I MEAN, FUCK HIM UP
screamlet: HAHAHAHA
screamlet: 'SPOCK, I BELIEVE THE IDIOM IS 'FUCK HIM UP'.'
screamlet: 'NO, IT'S FUCK HIM. I WANT TO PHYSICALLY PENETRATE HIM.'
zlot: '...right.'
zlot: HAHAHAHA
screamlet: 'WITH MY GENITALIA.'
screamlet: 'DOES THE PHRASE STILL APPLY?'
screamlet: '..........'
zlot: "NEVER MIND THEN, SWEETIE."
Also, food for thought re: crackalicious academy series --
Kirk = Cory Matthews
Gary Mitchell = Topanga
McCoy = Shawn
Gaila = Eric
(Spock = Feeny IN A DELICIOUSLY RIDICULOUS WORLD probz actually Pike)
(Spock can also be
that bitch from the ski lodge aka LINDSAY WEIR!!!! maybe not)