kind of but not really fic: academy, yo

[screamlet]

A deleted scene from The House of Amanda, featuring those chats Spock and Amanda would have while he was at the academy:

zlot: like, until i read house of amanda i didn't think about it, but obviously spock comms home and is just like VENT VENT VENT

zlot: and amanda loves it because it is so unvulcan that he's easily po'd

screamlet: ASKJFHSKDJGHG

screamlet: I KNOW

screamlet: not going to lie

screamlet: i loved writing that

screamlet: spock being like

screamlet: OH MY GOD

screamlet: MOTHER

screamlet: THIS BOY

screamlet: AT SCHOOL

screamlet: HE DRIVES ME MAD

zlot: um

zlot: THIS KID

zlot: I WANT TO FUCK HIM. I MEAN, FUCK HIM UP

screamlet: HAHAHAHA

screamlet: 'SPOCK, I BELIEVE THE IDIOM IS 'FUCK HIM UP'.'

screamlet: 'NO, IT'S FUCK HIM. I WANT TO PHYSICALLY PENETRATE HIM.'

zlot: '...right.'

zlot: HAHAHAHA

screamlet: 'WITH MY GENITALIA.'

screamlet: 'DOES THE PHRASE STILL APPLY?'

screamlet: '..........'

zlot: "NEVER MIND THEN, SWEETIE."

Also, food for thought re: crackalicious academy series --

Kirk = Cory Matthews
Gary Mitchell = Topanga
McCoy = Shawn
Gaila = Eric
(Spock = Feeny IN A DELICIOUSLY RIDICULOUS WORLD probz actually Pike)
(Spock can also be that bitch from the ski lodge aka LINDSAY WEIR!!!! maybe not)