Things I learnt the hard way...

[scrake]

1. Don't wear a skirt into a server room with underfloor aircon.
2. Don't wear a skirt into a clean room - you'll have to bunch it up over your bum to get the suit to fit.
3. Soymilk can indeed go bad.
4. You can't go back to instant coffee.
5. Fake cheese is never nice.

Comments

[jethbob]

lol, mulletude. Fantastic.

[fhtagn]

1. Soymilk starts bad.
2. As one who has lived in Scotland, you can indeed have far, far too much ice.

[ashglass]

1. Tea, gin AND coffee definitely don't mix, as ianrdexter can testify.
2. You read more Ayn Rand, or is this still based on Atlas Shrugged?
3. Real cheese = true food of the gods
4. That is all

[bellish]

Real cheese = worth every bloody yen.